"You baked cookies? Dude no offense but that's kind of gay."
"I take it you mean gay as in feminine. If so then you're way off, baking is manly as hell. I saw where cookies weren't and said no, this will not do. I created my own food, with science. I wanted cookies, so i made some godddamn cookies because they are tasty and delicious. The only difference between me and my mother making them, is I took some grown up initiative instead of being caught up in obsolete gender roles.
The only thing that would have been gay about me baking cookies is if a dude wanted to perform fellatio on me as payment for them because let's face it, my cookies are ******** goddamn delicious."
Sevi Grippaggio · Fri Sep 14, 2012 @ 06:32am · 0 Comments |