I am happy about my friends and loved ones getting rid of those terrible slayers and hunters, and I am..or at least...was glad to make new friend. Russ. He was nice at first, but he would not stop flirting for with me for some reason. Personally I do not find myself attractive.
Koopa: Pssh...yeah right.
Tina: But...I am not attractive...at least I do not feel attractive.
Koopa: Bull. You are, you just don't think you are cause you concentrate on all the bad crap that has happened to you.
Tina: You are just saying that...
Koopa: Am not. Even your other forms are cute.
Tina: Other forms?
Koopa: Yup. *pulls a green elfish hat out* This look familiar?
Tina: My Kokiri Hat! May I have it back please?
Koopa: ... *puts the hat on Wolven* Look! It's Link!
Wolven: ......Mreow?
Koopa: Link! Has come to town! Come to save! The Princess Tina! Russ had took her away! Now the kitties won't play! But they will, when link saves the day! HALLELUJAH!
Tina: About Russ...I fear something bad has happened to our house guess.
Koopa: oh crap....um..uh..what do you mean?
Tina: Well...He has not been around lately...And...I was alone with him for one night.
Koopa: Really...
Tina: Yes. Something is wrong, sis. I cannot remember that night...
Koopa: ....You were probably sleepy...and ...um...went to bed. yeah...
Tina: ...You are hiding something.
Koopa: ...You're right! I am!
Tina: Sis, tell me....
Koopa: Ok...i'll tell.....I've been trying on your nitemare bustier. It's suprisingly comfortable! A little tight in certain places...
Tina: ZENEEBA! PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US! TELL US WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON!
Koopa: ...I really can't.. i promised not too...but I will say this...You are one special piece of work...
Tina: ...
Koopa: Look, if you really wanna know what's going on. Talk to chazu, he'll tell you everythin.
Tina: Alright. I shall ask him...
Koopa: In the mean time...can I have one of your fruits? Pwease?
Tina: ...since when did you like fruit?
Koopa: I like your fruits from your tree, they make me look pudgey! Pudgey pudgey pudgey...
Tina: *giggles* Ok. We can share one. I will return shortly.
Koopa: Take your time.
Tina: *Waves to you that are watching and walks toward her home.*
Koopa: ....Aight...she's gone. Don't tell Tina this...ok? See. about two
weeks back, Russ came to Tina's house for the first time, following me. Well...at first, we both thought it was mindless flirting right? He's just bein..him..and not meaning any harm, right? She didn't know it, but Russ was slowly but surely taking hold of her heart, changin her whole personality. Hell, when I first noticed? She snapped and actually tried to kill me. I think we were with Sephrain at the time....can't remember. Chazu started to notice too. See....please don't tell tina this...but...she's a...well...special as I've said. Think about it. if you've ever seen our family picture of us as kids, everyone in the picture had dark skin except Tina. Why was she different when our family supposedly had no other albino demon in it?
Tina's a goddess. Litterally. I was told that she was a moon goddess. Russ evidently knew this upon seeing her, and decided to stick around to wreak havock with Tina's emotions and crap. In the end, he ened up... how can I say this... He...I'm guessin...knocked her out...you know? then he...um...'had his way' with her. If you know what I mean.
Tina's fine now. Back to normal. Russ? He's dead. Chazu went after him and killed him. And Tina has no idea what's going on. All she knows is that she had a few blackouts, and Russ wandered off somewhere. I'm not sure when i'm gonna tell her...
Tina: Tell me what, dear?
Koopa: HO SHI....don't scare me like that! Geez...girl!
Tina: My apologies sis. What is it you wanted to tell me?
Koopa: Um...I'll tell you later.
Tina: Ok. Oh! And I brought that picture we took on the beach!
Koopa: Oh no....
Tina: See, for my birthday, I recieved a lovely piece of jewelery from Chazu.
Koopa: Oh that wierd neckalace? it matches the fruit shaped ring you have.
Tina: I know! Isn't it beautiful? Anyways. I also got a cute collar from my loving sister.
Koopa: ...Here we go...
Tina: See? My sister, Zee, gave me a lovely angelic collar!
Koopa: Hope you know I stole that...
Tina: Aussa gave me a gold colored head band.
Koopa: Oh...that's where you got that thing...
Tina: And for a grand treat, I decided to treat myself and my two loving sisters to a lovely four day vacation! It was quite fun! With the spa and herbal treatments...
Koopa: ...and the sushi and fried squid...
Tina: ...and the amusment park and broadwalk...
Koopa: ...and the corn dogs and fried chicken...
Tina: ...And that beautiful city and monuments...
Koopa: ...and the deep fried steaks and lamb chops...
Tina: ...
Koopa: ...What? I'm hungry.
Tina: Ignoring Miss Gluttony...I would like to show you the picture of us on the beach with the robes we brought back from our trip!
Koopa: I hate pictures..
Tina: You hate alot of things I like.
Koopa: Meh. Aight ya goits. You can leave now. We're through here.
Tina: You are such a rude young kitten.
Koopa: Don't care. So what's for dinner tonight?
Tina: Hmm...Mac and Cheese Casorole?
Koopa: Yay! Wait...are you gonna put bits of ham in it again like last time?
Tina: Why of course.
Koopa: Yay!
