I found my wallet in the pot. I had forgotten that gnomes eat wallets, but my wallet was uncooked since I have no fire. The gnome stole my sock as well. I tried to put on my garbage bag shoes, but I was missing my sock. Gnomes don't eat socks; the goverment eats socks and hair brushes. The gnomes are working for the government.
Posted by: Hobo Jenkins Thu Dec 07, 2006 @ 11:03pm