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I found a can today, it was a lovely can, big and made of metal. I made a stove outof it, but now I need somethig to cook, I tried cooking an old boot, but it didn't taste very good, and it made my feet cold. I don't like cold feet, frostbite feels like a gnome is trying to bite off my foot, or it could be that gnome trying to bite off my foot. Gnomes don't eat people, I think it just likes the taste of my foot, odd little gnome. Gnomes have beady little eyes, ecept the gnomes with big or normal sized eyes, they all have little eyes. Eyes are the window to the sole or is it soul either way when you look into a gnomes eyes you only see the bottom of their feet. Gnomes have dead eyes, with big pupils, and they are all bearded, unless they shave. I think I will invite the gnome to share in my boot, it will hurt less than him eating my foot.