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Avatar Areana Extended story.

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the towns
Not a creature was stirring,
not even the cows.

The Gaians were nestled
all snug in their beds
while visions of kiki=kitties
danced in their heads

When suddenly, outside,
there came a loud crash
I ran to the window.
Tore open the sash

I looked out the window,
and what did i see?
A UFO abducting
the town Christmas tree!

I ran to the porch,
I felt such a fright,
The little ship opened
in a flash of green light

A small zurg appeared,
no shoes on his feet,
He pointed to the tree
and yelled "Water meat!"

I said, "No, just toys"
and brought him inside
I fed him some bugs,
and his yellow eyes grew wide

As he told me the tale
Of the missing St Nick
But he soon drooped his head
And fell asleep quick

And just at that time,
I heard a clink and a clank
And the sound of steel
Like a big rolling tank.

I looked out the window
and my spirits soard high
santa's Battle Mech
was now marching by.

With one giant hand,
The ufo he crushed
He smashed it to pieces
He ground it do dust

So the lesson, dear Gaians,
of the story I picked,
Is if you mess with Santa,
You'll get your butt kicked!