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OMFG, you all wanna know something?

RACISM ROCKS!

America is the only Nation in the whole ******** world that actually does Racism properly. I mean common, you have to agree with me- unlike Iraq or Iran we don't just blow rockets into some idiots a**, we actually take the word racism and put music to it.
Ok so everyone is Racist at one point or another. It may not be something huge but you're still racist. If you know musicals well then you'll think of the song "Everyone's a little bit racist" from Avenue Q. And it is so damn true!
for those of you who don't know it here's a few lines of it adding onto my point:
Princeton: You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster: Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton: I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton: But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster: Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton: Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster: No!

Princeton: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!


Really people, how many times have you asked a busboy for something and he stares at you and goes eek whaaaa?

Just like those people who live here, for example the asians. not that I have anything against asians but really- you leave here and you expect to be successfull but you don't know english! how am I supposed to ask for a hawaiian pizza if all you say is whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? you don't even say that right, it's not whaaaaaaaaa? it happens to be what?

ok yes another thing. You're in America right? what's our main language? ENGLISH. yes good- but people here just don't get that into their thick skulls and we've got stores everywhere that when I pass by I'm the one going whaaaaaaaaa? really, if you want to be successfull put it in a language everyone understands.

oh, this ones great-
(again with the song)
Christmas Eve (yes an actual character):
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

she's Japanese, ok fine don't speak good english but she speaks english. I'll give you huge credit for that- in fact if you read this whole thing I'm being racist.

GUESS WHAT ELSE! I'M PROUD OF IT!!!

I don't hate people, I don't descriminate. just please do somethin about it- I am proud to live in a racist country and if we didn't we'd be living in lala land all the time and doing lala in the kitchen on the floor (that's from a song [last part of that] dunno if a pun was intended).

mmmkay I'm out.