omg...if my fridge ever sang.....*dies int eh corner, awakens and runs around screming that the fridge is singing good music backwards and making funny cannable noises in the bathroom!*
Lol, call the police, a priest, an exorcist, and Ripley's Believe it or Not... rofl
so now that it is clear that my sanity is completely cone.....
~silence~
~commercial~ do dee dip dee do da...~commercial end~
~back to reality......~ there be no reality! *Slaughters man voice and eats his sould, sacrifices herat to the fridge in a worshipping manner and realizes once and for all....there is no sanity in the house....*
now have a bath, soak in thoughts and realize yet again that the world around you isnt as sane as you want it to be and you want it to stop and spin in the opposit direction
did i tell you i had too much jolt and red bull?
i wish i had more cheese
granted, but then you eat so much of it and the gases created from them build and build and then you explode and everyone gets to enjoy your cheese flavoured insides and the world gets cancer from it [because the cheese you ate had cancer in it] and it leades to the destruction of everything and everybody, leaving the world desolate and forgotten....
i wish my fish wasnt so emo. it makes me sad to see him push his face up against the glass all day and every time i try to feed him, he sinks to the bottom and seems to cry...maybe hisd bowl is too small.,.....BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE EMO!?
 Adiiru · Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 07:39am · 0 Comments |
