will there be smelly fish water involved along with fingers, toes and tacos? if yes, i have no problem with the alien part....but as for the milk talking....its not a first, it talls me the adventures it has all the time and the proccess to make it....there....theoruhg the cow and into the bucket...the whole full story....but as for the bread...tis the first time it has spoken to me so i was weiry at first....but then i approached it and it told me all kinds of interesting things like how the moon was made of cheese, so i went out and tried to get to the moon. when i arrived there, i ate some cheese, but likttle did i realize it was disgusing because everything in space has no nutrients so it can hold its form and just "look" like real food. when i returned home i realized i had done too many drugs and realized, i was halucenating. so i went inside and chatted a bit more with my bread, milk, couch and my singing fridge when BAM the alienes showed up, kidnapped me and raped me. i was violated my these strange tentical monsters refered to at cthulus in those strange mags people read. thy didnt give me any fish water or let me go home. they tied me up and told me horrible sotries or people who danced in flowers and fields. then i passed out and they covered me in bubble wrap and put me on the floor and jumped on my. they kept of saying:
"Lets go to candy mountain charlie! candy mountain!"
i told them i was not charlie but they bothered me never the less. so i said ok to get them to shut up and i followed them into their space ship. but they locked me in a cage. they had tricked me yet again. the poked me with hot skicks and one even poked my eye out. they put me in with a panda that began chewing on my leg. i told him to let go, but he didnt want to. so there i was, burn marked, chewed and one eyed....in a space ship. if only i had not listened to my bread and milk...
icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif Where did you go wrong, will you ever get a break. And now you're pregnant with alien and panda babies, truly a wonder of science you'll be. But if the aliens ever let you go, you're gonna get locked in another cage in a lab. Poked and proded some more. You'll be fed that milk and bread becoming a murderer while they are screaming "nooo don't eat me, we're srry plz don't eat me". And I believe you're going to become even more insane and your fish has probably ran away by now with the dish and the spoon. But you won't be alone, don't forget about your babies. Oooo what will you name them, the panda and alien baby...
 Adiiru · Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 08:12am · 0 Comments |
