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Well well well! This sure looks familiar, now where would I have seen this before? :wink: What would you do if... 1. I came running to you with two ice creams? I'd ask what the heck you were doing in my part of the world then ask if I could have an icecream 2. I said I loved country music? Back away slowly 3. I was painted? I'd laugh everytime a drip of paint fell from your hair 6. I flicked someone? I'd laugh at them and then flick someone 9. I was going to hop? I'd beat you to it 10. I was your mailman? It'd creep me out, I'd understand if you were my mailwoman but if you showed up being my mailman well I just wouldn't be comfortable 11. I became severly happy? Laugh and join in 12. You recieved a phone call from me, and someone was on the other line and they said that I had died in some strange circus accident? I'd be upset, then I'd wonder how the heck someone who knows you got my number and how they figured out the area codes and what not 13. I became famous? Watch you on TV and maybe get your autograph....then sell it on E-bay 13. I started singing? I'd listen for a while then I'd probably upstage you "accidently" 14. I did duets? Ask if I could join and if I couldn't pick on the other person you chose 15. I gave you 52 cents? Hug you and say "I'm rich! I'm rich I tells ya! RICH!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" 16. I lived next door to Ted? Wonder how you got there and who the heck Ted is 17. I stole a clown wig? Laugh and wear it ---------------------------------------------- What do you think of...... My eye lashes? Can't say I've seen them My back-hair? Actually I haven't seen that either but I bet you do have it *shudders* My body-weight? I haven't seen it! My shoes? I don't know what they look like! My forehead? I haven't seen it or any part of you lady crimeny! Crimeny I say! CRIMENY!! My voice? I haven't heard it, alas Anything you'd change? Nope ---------------------------------------------- Whats more important?(Pick ONE of the following.) A.Polka I choose this one! B.Chalk C.Pizza D.Duct Tape E.Shoe Size F.Boyancy G.Monkey H.Regional Dish I.Calcualators J.Music K.Singers L.Artists M.Chicken Pot Pie N.Planets O.Weasels P.Leif Ericcson Q.Pokemon R.Pencil Case S.Belly Button Lint T.Lava Lamps U.Lasagna V.Roleplays W.Gangstas X.Carpet Y.Tiling Z.Head Size --------------------------------------------- Other Things... 1.Who are you? Josh/Wario_man 2.What are you doing here? Chillin, answering a survey 3.Have you commented yet? I was thinking about making one sometime in the next month or so but we'll see what happens 4.What's taking you so long? Well I'm not that fast a typer and there's a bunch of stuff going on like the o-zone layer depleting and lots of poverty and of course that darn Russian spies. Those things tend to slow me down a bit 5.Don't you have other things to do? Not really, I have stuff I could probably do but things, yeah I don't know 6.You're really going to answer everything on this list? I guess we'll find out 7.Do you think we should be impressed? Who's this we? 8.Can you stick your leg behind your head? Darn tootin I can! Wanna see? 9.What's your favourite kinda music? Polka of course! 10.What do you like best about meat? The meatyness 11.How's the weather? Its quite sunny and nice 12.Why aren't you leaving? I'm known as one of the most annoying people ever, I'm super tough to get rid of, even if you threw...say 52 cents away from here I probably wouldn't follow it 13.Are you enjoying this survey? I am actually, quite fun 14.Do you think you can do a better job? Gee, I dunno. This survey is just so good I don't think I'd be able to top it 15.If you can't can I have your cat? Alas I have no cat to give, if you gave me your cat then I could give you it 16.What's your favourite number? Probably 27 17.Would you kiss a frog that claimed to be a prince/princess? Nope, my lips are reserved 18.Would you tell me that you loved math? Nah, there are so many better ways to lie then that 19.Aren't you bored yet? I'm quite enjoying this so no 20.Do you have any idea how long it takes to make up a survey parody? Man, I would have no idea at all 21.If you don't, can I tickle your soul? You can tickle it anyway, if you can reach it 22.If you do, keep it to yourself, mine's so much better right? Oh yeah, "yours" is great 23.Do you know the Muffin Man? You betcha 24.Is he nice? Nicest man of crumbs I've ever met 25.You don't really know the Muffin Man do you? Sorry, I don't 26.Why did you lie to me? I was showing you an example of how I could lie without saying that I loved math 27.I can tell you don't know him, you still have your money! Could you get my $5 off of him if you really do know him? I would, but I'd charge you $8 and 52 cents 28.Will you put this in your journal to see what I have to say about you? I don't know, a survey like this in my journal? Kinda strange don't you think?