ok heres a couple i got off of parrie home companion.
Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road
A: to show the deer how its done
knockkock, whose there, absent minded, absent minded who, ... im sorry what?
last night i was in my bed watching the stars and the moon in space thinking to myself... what happened to the ceiling?
a big scary man walked into a bar and sat down at the counter. He looked like he was ready for a fight so every body kinda avoided him. He said, "Everybody on my left is a no good sonofabitch, and everybody on my right is a homo" A man from the left got up and the scary man said, "were you goin' boy?" "'scuse me sur I was on da rong side."
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What the hell is going on here" and the doctor says"He had heart problems, so this is how we are treating him" so the director nodded, and they kept going. They walk into the next room. There a nurse is having sex with the patient. The director gets mad and says"What the hell is going on here?" And the doctor says"The guy has the same condition as the last one, but this one has better health insurance "