Some are kinda dirty but they make me laugh
Q: What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
If good girls go to heaven and bad girls go to hell, where do whores go?
To the Virgin Islands to be recycled!
Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is assaulted.
Q: What is long, green and has "c**" in it?
A: A cucumber.
There are three kinds of people in the world -- those who can count and those who can't.
Q. What does marine stand for?
A. My a** Rides In Navy Equipment.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
Q: What does an egg say after it's put in a bowl of boiling water?
A: How do you expect me to get hard when I've just been laid