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MARCH 11, 2007:

Today my Yorkie pooped on my foot and yesterday I played B-ball with a broken finger! And yet that was the best i've played! I NEED A BROKEN FINGER MORE OFTEN!!!!!! I have officially stolen 109 souls! and I've eaten 11 brains... I need to find a way to trick them into going to the brain thing because the brain link is like in the february posts in my journal where people hardly ever look back! Okay so i'm at the park and there's these four girls. They were like in highschool. So a blonde one was telling a story She said: "I'm like you 'wanna fight b***h?' and she's like 'no I don't fight' and i'm like 'what are you mormon?'" I rolled my eyes sort of and flipped her off because I have mormon friends. Luckily she didn't see me or i would have to open a can of whoop-a** on a girl! eek And that same day a girl named Marissa, (ze bitchiest b***h) was at the park. I was talking and I didn't end my sentence. And I wasn't talking to her. She says "Can't think of a good comeback?" I looked at her. "I wasn't talking to you..." I said kind of rolling my eyes rolleyes . So then she's like "Uh-huh!" and then Natalie (sick b***h) said randomly, "Do your parents let you say hell?". I looked at her like she was psycho. I said, "Yes I can say hell, a**, damn, b***h, b*****d, ho, slut..." I didn't end my sentence and she's like, "Nuh uh". Then later on everyone got a drink from the water fountain and spit it all out on Natalie lol . Later on my bike I was riding my bike slowly and Marissa's like, "Can't catch up?" so as I rode, my back to her, The middle finger flew up. Marissa has entered the fray...