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Kay so I got in a fight with Jack Blackmon today at the park. I intentionaly didn't beat his a** because I only hurt people when I/someone am/is in danger. He thought I couldn't beat him... yet I could... besides I don't really hate him... We're at peace. Well I have this really odd theory he's my clone. Okay here's why... I was born sep 8 and he was born sep 26... exactly 18 days younger than me! And it takes exactly 18 days to make a clone! And we both have the same skin tone, were both asian, and we both have blonde hair (Yep yep! Blonde asians!). He may be taller than me, but the government probably used a growth serum. So why would the government clone me you ask? Another Conspiracy!!! I believe... just maybe... just maybe... just maybe... They want to steal my family's gay-dar abilities! Yes yes... The ability of Gay-dar was passed down my mothers side of the family. But what they didn't know was the growth serum got rid of his powers! You may think i'm crazy, but the government reading this are probably saying: "Damn he's on to us!"