Mr. Jeebus You <3333. When I put you in my house, you can eat all the nachos if you want, that's how damn cool you are.
Well, it's a good thing nobody ever reads this journal, because I have literally nothing to say here. Umm. I beat mission 5 on DMC3 last night. HOHOHO. I AM TEH MASTER. FEAR MY OMNIPOTENTE SKILLS OF RHYTHMIC BUTTON PUSHING MASTERY.
This is a sporadic entry, sweet.
One of these days, I'm gonna smear red face pant all over my body, put on a black dress and a white wig, carry around a plastic fetus covered in spaghetti sauce, and start telling people that "IF YOU AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY GOD, I WILL!"
Then, once I'm done yelling a bunch of religions cultish bullshit, I'll shove the fetus in my mouth and make a show of swallowing it! And you know what that is, kids? COSPLAY. HOMANS YES. See? The Silent Hill series is friggin great. I know of no other video game that actually encourages fetus-eating.
Mmm, fetus. Goodnight. D:
 Zwei Dunkel Jungen · Tue Mar 15, 2005 @ 12:15am · 5 Comments |
