Write about one thing today that made you smile.
Honestly, my discussions with eXdreamer on how best to seduce Lanzer always make me smile. There's not a single moment of our on-going joke that doesn't make me laugh.
But just tonight, after commenting on Jakob's journal, eXdreamer and I wondered if Lanzer had a journal that I could comment on. The answer is no. (Although he does still keep up his work journal in the Q&A.) Briefly, I wondered aloud a hypothetical situation: If I PMed Lanzer, would he read and respond?
This, of course, led to insanity between eXdreamer and I, as I began to type out several humorous letters to Lanzer, each with increasing hilarity.
Letter 1
Dear Lanzer,
Please allow me and eXdreamer to seduce you.
Sincerely,
13 of Spades
Please allow me and eXdreamer to seduce you.
Sincerely,
13 of Spades
Letter 2
Dear Lanzer,
I named my first born child after you.
Past infatuation,
13 of Spades
I named my first born child after you.
Past infatuation,
13 of Spades
Letter 3
Dear Lanzer,
I saw you through my binoculars that you ordered a non-fat mocha latte at the Starbucks today. Thank goodness. I can't stand my man to have lovehandles.
Love,
13 of Spades
I saw you through my binoculars that you ordered a non-fat mocha latte at the Starbucks today. Thank goodness. I can't stand my man to have lovehandles.
Love,
13 of Spades
Letter 4
Dear Lanzer,
I was minding my own business in the air vent above your cubicle when I saw Ling talk to you. I was so mad that I almost hocked a loogie at her. You really should quit talking to her. I'm an extremely jealous person much better for the soul. <3
Yours forever,
13 of Spades
I was minding my own business in the air vent above your cubicle when I saw Ling talk to you. I was so mad that I almost hocked a loogie at her. You really should quit talking to her. I'm an extremely jealous person much better for the soul. <3
Yours forever,
13 of Spades
Edit:
A note on letter 5
03.22.07 [20:31pm]
Yes, I know L0cke and Ling are involved; not Ling and Lanzer. The point was that Ling needed to quit hanging around Lanzer and go back to L0cke as well as to emphasize my jealousy by being irrational (i.e. being jealous over someone who is already involved!).
Prompt 2:
Reflect on the following statement: "In an online world, for as connected as we seem to be, there is something key missing in the interaction that makes it real."
I need to reflect on this. But start thinking about body language.
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