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The Life and Times of Senator Smexy!
This is where I put all the funny stuffs that my mind comes up with or I just make fun of things that have actually happend in my life.
LIFE: SALESMAN
Alright time to move on to a different section: LIFE, here I will talk about all the things that make me mad at life.

First thing that comes to mind? Car salesman, I absolutly hate sales people. When ever you go to buy a car and you know you look though the ads and your like 'Hey I want that car!' so you go out in your beater (for you dumb people out there it means an old rusty car) to the nearest car dealer and you see that car you want. You pull up and get out go inside then you go up to a salesman 'Hey I want *insert the car you want* how much are you asking for it?' the salesman replies 'We have a wonderful selection here let me take you around and show you.' and after like 8 hours of walking around that 100 acre lot and looking at cars that you don't want your like 'Listen dude I already told you what car I want so just tell me how much it is!' and they reply 'Well right now we have *how ever many cars they have* ready to be bought so see anything you like?' that's when you just go nuts and go somwhere else and get the same results then you just decide to buy a car off eBay.

What I really hate are those door-to-door salesman. Where they come to your door 'Hi, I'm *name of salesman* and I'm here to sell you *stuff that doesn't make sense to sell door-to-door* interested in buying?' What I really don't like about them is they actually do sell stuff that doesn't make sense to buy door-to-door. They sell stuff like vaccums, ice cream that's been sitting in their hot car all day, and like insurance. Then next thing they'll do is sell cars door-to-door! What I would really hate is if they sold like houses door-to-door, 'Hey I'm selling houses here is a flyer to look at three really small pictures of rooms that they never used, interested in buying it?' like I have $100,000 lying around in my house!






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Orion Blackfyre
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 @ 03:52am


whats funny is my mom sells smothees for a liveing so she goes store to store and trys to sell smothees to sell in thier shop. lol.


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