Have you ever noticed that if your doing something awsome in the world no matter how many adoring fans you have there's always that one guy that hates you. You'll be standing up their giving a speech about world hunger and how to stop it. "And if we do this then..." and then right when your about to get the audiance from the back of the room "HEY YOU SUCK!" and that guy always has his friends with him "Bob, don't say that he's trying to help the hungry." "I don't care I hate him" "Well why?" "He sucks" "That doesn't make sense he's trying to make the world a better place."
But what really sucks is if this guy in the back is drunk with his friends. Your at the bar doing a comedy routine everyone is loving you. "HEY YOU SUCK! I HATE YOUR JOKES MAN!" and then his drunk friend says "Hey I got an idea. Why don't we throw crap at him?" and then they start chucking random crap at you. Your up there "OW! DANG IT THAT WAS A CHAIR!" then they have to like escort you out of the bar with like two cop cars.
Just remember no matter how hard you try at something, or how many fans you have there is always one guy that hates your guts.
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The Life and Times of Senator Smexy!
This is where I put all the funny stuffs that my mind comes up with or I just make fun of things that have actually happend in my life.
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