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these made me lafff. xD

I'm putting them on here becuase it's too long to put in my sister's comments....gaia said so.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(i dont eat gum....)

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(see above comment)

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
(it seperates the balcony and the shoe closet from the rest of the house...so sue me!!)

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
(i hear that it hurts to do so...)

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(all the time. all the time)

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
(nope. not just yet 8D )

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(...no, i didnt think its possible...doenst that make me dumber)

[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
(..i was five at the time...)

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
(really?! *sings it*)

[x] You just tried to sing them.
(...i had it coming...)

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(i dont wear shoelaced shoes. xD)

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
(no. but i chokced on sprite)

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
(it was a stupid, pointless movie)

[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
(i saw it. HAH!)

[ ] You type only with two fingers.
(not at all. HAH!!)

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(...my sister set my hair on fire when i was 5...does that count? =x)

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
(that's y i stopped using straws)

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
(no. HAHA!!)

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
(and I never got caught! 8D)

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
(ew. no.)

[ ] You just laughed.
(you are a sad, strange person and i pity you)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(brian shuts down from too much thinking. what's a girl to do?)

[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
(no. considering i tell random stories, where cows are aliens and stuff like that. hard to forgert, ya know?)

[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
(no anymore they;re not. twisted )

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
(back when i was in 7th grade, maybe...i killed that voice and replaced it with a muse and an overactive imagination)

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
(nope! I HAVE EVOLVED!!!)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
(....i had this one coming, too)

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(not right now. but before, sure. maybe when i was back in ELEMENTARY)

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
(it was on my EAR, thank you)

[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
(tru dat. 8D)

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
(it's tilted 24/7 xD)

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
(and it was scary)

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
(the ceiling is less than 3 feet away from me...i have the top bunk....>.>;;; )

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
(not exactly. i use "erm...", but same difference, no? xD)

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yay me! only 11~
you get 18 or more and you're officially dum. 8D