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La Maison D'Tpay had always gained its noteriety through what happened behind its walls, but no one truly ever knew WHAT exactly went on in that huge house. The house itself, large, roomy, and somewhat dishevelled and messy, held house for many induviduals. Everyone had their own job, keeping the house in tip top shape and safe from invaders. Invaders being careless people who thought they could get a few... favours done for them before they hit the dusty trail. But as one of the members of the house always said "STFU AND STAY" Okay... no one's ever really said it, but it was the common feeling that washed over all inhabitants of La Maison.
No one truly knew what went on in the house - but today, I'm going to find out! My name's Snoo P. Kyd, top reporter for the Gaia Times, and I'm going to uncover the scandals, drama, and lesbianage that goes on behind those ornate walls of D'Tpay.
It only took moments for my knock on the door to be answered by a peticularily grey looking fellow. I was startled by the smell of decomposing flesh, as well as two red eyes staring at me. "Can I eat..er.. help you?" the man asked, straightening slightly. He glanced behind himself, just to make sure he hadn't been caught. I blinked, somewhat disturbed that I had just been requested to be consumed. "Umm, I'm a reporter for the Gaia Times, and I was wondering if I could interveiw the inhabitants of this mansion?" I asked, somewhat unsure if I wanted to go any farther into the house. The zombie man chuckled faintly. "Sure. My name's Kadargo" he said, extending his hand. I somewhat hesitantly shook it, feeling maggots and oozing flesh squish against my skin. I wiped my hand as Kadargo led me into the house, shutting the door behind me. As I looked around, I spotted someone slide down the banister, golden locks flying around the woman's face. Hopping off the banister, she headed towards Kadargo and I, grinning. "Who you got here, K?" the girl asked, pushing away her veil from her face. She was a pale girl, with freckles on her pasty nose. She wore barely anything, just a bra and some lavander underwear. I felt my cheeks flush as she shook my hand. "The Artful Dodger's my name, but you can call me Dodger" she said with a toothy grin. Kadargo chuckled faintly, eyeing me. Dodger glanced up at Kadargo. "If I see even one bitemark on him, I'm telling Aelia" she warned, pointing an accusing finger at Kadargo. My pace quickened. The zombie wasn't joking? What had I gotten myself into?
Dodger smiled up at me, and took my arm. "So you want to get to know around La Maison D'tpay?" she asked, the french accent rolling off her tongue, "Just follow me and K." Kadargo tagged along behind Dodger and I, and I felt his beady red eyes burned the back of my head. "AELIA!" Dodger boomed, her voice surprisingly loud for such a little woman. "WE'VE GOT COMPANY!" A woman with long, silvery fox ears poked her head out of a door, with rather peculiar aromas drifting out of the room. Her silver ears matched her silver hair, and sparkling green eyes scanned me over with perplexed curiosity. "Why hello there, and welcome to La Maison D'Tpay. What can we do 'fer you?" she asked, smiling. Sharp teeth poked out from behind her lips. I blinked. "I'm a reporter from the Gaia Times. I was just wondering if I could interview a few of the inhabitants of the house." The woman chuckled. "Go right ahead" she said, "I'm Aelia, Aelia Knight."
The Artful Dodger` · Sat Aug 26, 2006 @ 01:33am · 0 Comments |
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