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Announcer: And now we return you to your normally scheduled broadcast... "ITS TIME FOR THE JIMMY OLSEN SHOW WITH YOUR HOST JIMMY OLSEN!!!

Uh... Hi folks, um... it seems the station has undergone... a shift in management due to the current crisis... oh geez... so without further ado let me introduce tonight's guest... the clown who conquered the world: The Black Rose Joker!

The joker walks onto the stage waving to the terrified crowd as they all timidly clapped. "How ya doin Jimmy?!"

I've had better days thats for sure... So... you and your sinister associates have taken the world... and my show hostage... the question that I'm sure is on all of our minds is why?

"Why? WHY?! Jimmy let me tell ya something!" He sat down on a chair next to the terrified reporter. "Have you ever heard of what goes around comes back around..or how tides always turned? These self proclaimed heroes have spent decades putting me and my friends down forcing us into hiding, some of us even dead!! And they dont even have the audacity to give us graves!! You know what they do?? They put us in morgues on their former tower!! If you ask me why we did it, it wasnt us! It was god, to be more specific it was Darkseid! He was the true cause of this and thanks to him me and my friends will be throwing a never ending anarchy party likes its 1995!"

Dear god... you're insane... I mean... I understand the desire for the last rites and all but... you're killing people... powerless citizens... you have no respect for our well being... why on earth do you think your friends aren't honored with burials but watched carefully in case one of your psycho buddies comes back from the dead?!?
We honor our Heroes, for their bravery, not the scum of the universe for their treachery Mr. Joker

The joker frowned. "I dont like that additude Mr.Olsen..." He pulled out a gun and aimed it at one of the audience. "fix up that last statement or someone is gonna die!" He giggled.

JOKER NO!!
...ok I get it, I'll play ball...
So... the media is calling this "The Day Evil Won" I gotta ask, how did you do it?

Oh this took MONTHS of planning and side work to get done. First I actually had to get everyone in on it after Darkseid asked me to be thelead general of the whole thing! Ya know how hard it was to get people on my side?? hehehe after I got everyone in the game and tricked the green lantern furious to indirectly kill his wife black canary, darkseid handled the rest, he had that hero..whats her name..oh Guage! thats it! Yeah she was secretly working for him at the time and took out the league's defense systems on everything they had! Watch tower, metro tower, titans' tower all weak and powerless!! You wanna know the justice boobs biggest weakness? They trust too much. hehehe thats what I love about batsy heheh he's smart enough to work with them but I know he doesnt trust them heheh. Anyway after the systems we down we took out the watch tower, I took out the titan's tower when I took the temporary role as parallax, with the help of the sinestro corps. After that went down we went for the final tower, metro tower hehehe. That one was waay too easy...everyone was still weak from the fight before so We basically picked them off one by one..in the end I guess it was the day evil won hehehe!!

Oh man... thats... all the heroes...
OK, so tell me Joker, now that you have the world in your grip, whats next?

Well for me I plan on settling down for a bit, as the official king of Gotham I think I've earned some leisure time hehehehe.. but when the time comes I'll be back doing what I love, making laughs and lopping off heads! hehehe!!! Chances are that'll be soon, Me and the rest of my friends are planning a hero Holocuast! That reminds me! Anyone with information on the location of the hiding hero gets 1 million for them dead and 5 millian for them alive!!

We here at the "Jimmy Olsen Show!" would like to remind it's viewers at this time that we do not honor bounties made by known terrorists... no offense Joker, now, y'gotta tell me, I know its not enough to just threaten the heroes you've gotta have some ace up your sleeve, or did Darkseid and Sinestro do all the work for you?

Sinestro? Please that fool hasnt been here for months, he was never a part of this, while he was away me and Tatsutoshime took control of his self named corps. I recently lost the parallax entity so I gave up my role as the leader of the corps to Tatsutoshime. You want to know my ace in the hole? My ace is that one I have an army of drones outside this building that by my command will slaughter this entire city and two, like sinestro, people fear me too much to stand in my way heheheh. Any more questions jimmy?

Well... I'm out of questions but I do have an observation... You took over this station knowing of my affiliation with the heroes. So one can only deduce that either I'm bait or you have a message to give to those who are, I"m sure, as we speak uniting to put a stop to this madness.

"Madness? Madness??!" He got up and kicked jimmy off his chair. "This IS MADNESS!!! hehehe you're right Jimmy, I came here to send a message to all the capes hiding on this planet. To all the heroes who are watching this, I suggest you give up now! I'm sure darkseid will be merciful on you..me on the other hand..not so much hehehehe." He picked up jimmy from the floor. "Anything else?"

Ouch... *cough* oh yeah that shifted some organs...

"Krypto? ooooh...yeeeah about that..." He pulls out a fur coat.

You're bluffing Joker, trying to trick me into not using my signal watch... I may not be a Super hero but I'm not stupid either. *Jimmy pressed the button* I'll bet you've got about 30 seconds before you become a Kryptonian chew toy.

"..." joker cocked his gun and fired it into the crowd. "I told you to watch your tone with me boy." He pulled out a small glowing green bullet and placed it into his revolver. "Send the pooch here. I'm in a hunting mood."

Jeepers!!! Kryptonite!!! That'll kill him!!! *Jimmy dove for the gun only to find himself flat on his face at the Joker's feet* OOOF...*Jimmy looked up at the Joker* Please... Don't...

"Jimmy..I think our time here is done hehehe" He kicked the boy in the face and looked to the crowd. "It's been a pleasure being here everyone! I hope to be back soon! Sign me off announcer!!" He laughed as he began to walk off the stage.

...ouch... *Jimmy got back on his feet* um... god that smarts... I guess that ends this episode of the "Jimmy Olsen Show!" I know last time I promised to bring you the Iron Man but... yeah... apparently he is a little busy with the rest of the GJL... *a streak of white, red, and gold rushes by the camera for a brief instant and Krypto the superdog starts licking Jimmy's face* ack... pth... hey Krypto, good boy...
This is Jimmy Olsen and Krypto saying "Stay Super Gaia," and good luck heroes!

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