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well i think that now would be a good time to escape this monster belly, the stomach acid hurts my eyeballs.Hmmmmm....i think i will use my egg shooter to blast through the intestines.
OOOHHHHHHH NNNNNoooooo! i seem to have awoken the hideous beast! wait.... its slowly going back to sleep. hmmm.. i never noticed that he had so much dirt in his play dough folds. it would make a good guest of me if i picked them out- wait a minute , im not going through that again! oh well off to my great adventurous monkey grass finding!
hmmm. this looks like a good spot for findings! its kinda wet though, i hope its not another play dough monster gut, cause that would suck!
dang it! i think i just wet myself, and i didnt bring extra pants! oh wait heres some, no those are just leaves....i think that my finding is done now.

now that i am safely home with mildred, i will- ow, mildred no biting! im sorry i didnt bring you any monkey grass but i wet myself and didnt have any other pants!
well then you just eat you swiss cheese. Mildred i will not tollerate profanity in this basement! go sit in the corner! oh yeah, i didnt draw you legs.... i'll be sure to do that later for now i will just set you over there and until i find a marker you will have to- ooo! a kitty! i will come out of this basement and never go back in even for mildred and her leg problems to feed and care for you and give you fancy feast instead of the leading catfood brand because fancy feast is proven to help your cats imune system and can fight cat cancer. fancy feast will not cure cancer so continue to go to cancer screenings.
oh yes, i totally forgot about my kitty! ...... where did she get to now.......

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MILDRED!!!!you ate my kitty!
well i probably would of came back after my life long search for my kitty.
mildred you are angering me so im going to go pay my taxes, and i should hope that when i git back you have not eaten my kitty. oh wait you already did. then im going to go pay my taxes in the flower garden in the neighbors yard.

the neighbors should really weed this garden some time. the dandylions arent that dandy up my butt....