lost~soul~kira: [12:44] How long before the guilds get another update?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."
lost~soul~kira: [12:44] Who will I be, if not myself?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
lost~soul~kira: [12:44] Of course it is, I'm goign to class tonight
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] Excellent time to become a missing person.
lost~soul~kira: [12:44] wait...are you threatning me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] Are you a turtle?
lost~soul~kira: [12:44] no...should i be
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:44] You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
lost~soul~kira: [12:45] so that makes me a turtle
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:45] You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
lost~soul~kira: [12:45] Why would I want to rent this space?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:45] You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
lost~soul~kira: [12:45] And renting this space helps me do that?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:45] You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.
lost~soul~kira: [12:45] Don't think, huh? Why not?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:45] You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
lost~soul~kira: [12:46] But, I need to think to do that.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
lost~soul~kira: [12:46] Why are we talkign about ships now?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
lost~soul~kira: [12:46] and that's why we're talking about ships...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
lost~soul~kira: [12:46] sweet! I don't have to get up then
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:46] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
lost~soul~kira: [12:47] why? If I commit myself, i can sign myself out again
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:47] You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
lost~soul~kira: [12:47] that's true...never been one to drag things out
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:47] You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
lost~soul~kira: [12:47] raelly now?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:47] Beware the one behind you.
lost~soul~kira: [12:47] beware the one behind me...you nmean the sofa? What's the sofa going to do to me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:47] You are taking yourself far too seriously.
lost~soul~kira: [12:48] but, why would the sofa be concerned with that?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:48] You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
lost~soul~kira: [12:48] So, sofa's eat money...so you're saying that the sofa's going to eat me
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:48] You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
lost~soul~kira: [12:49] and?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
lost~soul~kira: [12:49] ok, if you say so
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
lost~soul~kira: [12:49] How do you expect me to catch an elephant?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
lost~soul~kira: [12:49] involvin what?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:49] You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
lost~soul~kira: [12:50] so, you're saying I'm easy now?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:50] Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
lost~soul~kira: [12:50] But, I never hired sin...why do i have to pay her wages?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:50] You will be held hostage by a radical group.
lost~soul~kira: [12:50] which one?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:50] You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
lost~soul~kira: [12:51] you ARE threatening me!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:51] All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
lost~soul~kira: [12:51] Cause you'r egoing to kill me
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:51] Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
lost~soul~kira: [12:51] why don't you write the letter, since you're so good at it
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:51] You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
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