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...This news may come as a shock to few or give gas to others but my next conspiracy theory deal with the inventor maniac we all know as Thomas Edison. Yes he invented the lightbulb, the stockticker, the photo projector, and hundreds of others. He is sometimes quoted saying that he worked all day except for his occasional 5-hour long cat-naps. My theory is that this man is no mere human but a CYBORG! Now before you doubt me listen to this. It is to my belief that no man could live on a 5 hour a day sleep habits let alone go on to invent several hundred items. It takes several more hours of good sleep to even think up a fine idea let alone a superb one. This would all make perfect sense, if he were a cyborg he would not need much sleep; his batteries would recharge quickly. But when you say "he cannot be a cyborg, they did not have that technology back then!", I say that he came from the future, not much later than our current time. I say he came from the future to reak the financial benefits of knowing all that the past has to offer and exploiting it. Yes you may all think this crazy but I truly believe that this "Six Million Dollar Edison" was self-made and is a menace to all society.