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The Kennedy Conspiracy
All too many of you people have believed that Kennedy was "killed" by Lee Harvey Oswald. In truth the whole thing was staged and Kennedy was never killed. The government staged every little detail from the assassinator's fake name to what kind of car Kennedy rode in when he died. They went through all of this for one simple reason. Kennedy was a Wookie. Yes he was used in the Star Wars film and spoke his native tongue in the movie. For proof listen to Kennedy's most famous speech. "It is not what you country can do for you but what you can do for your countr-mrauauaa. ack *shifty eyes*" And this my friends is all that you need know of the Kennedy conspiracy.






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Lightfire
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commentCommented on: Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 03:38am
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commentCommented on: Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 04:05am
last i heard was that his wife was actually an actor and when she found out that John was having an affair with Marylin Monroe, she hired a japanese assassin. the japanese assassin got sick and had to hire the kgb. the kgb did not want this pitiful murder request so they got lee harvey oswald to attempt to kill him. all the while jfk's wife was smiling on the inside. biggrin



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