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The Perfect Woman Would Say...

[01] I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste.

[02] Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

[03] I'm bored. Let's shave my p***y!

[04] Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!

[05] If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

[06] I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

[07] You're so sexy when you're hung over.

[08] I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

[09] Let's subscribe to Hustler.

[10] Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

[11] Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

[12] I'll be out painting the house.

[13] I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too.

[14] Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

[15] I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!