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Myspace Rants Episode 3: "WOMEN & THEIR CONSTANT OBSESSIONS" |
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Involving ROMANCE!
It's sickening and degradable! I mean, I'm not an entirely unromantic guy, but Jesus Christ man, all these girls keep posting these bulletins about love, and ooey-gooey boys who kiss up to girls, and all these wonderful romances that they wish they had.
"26 things the perfect guy would do" should be translated to "26 things the generic, sappy guy would do to a girl to spoil her into having sex with him"... All these lists that stereotype boys in relationships, jeez, and I'll bet everyone who posts these isn't even over 16! All you really do is read it, think "Awww, how sweet, I wish I had a guy who would totally make me wet by doing this." And express their inner feelings by mindlessly reposting it. I hate to get in everyone's business with it (not really though) but whatever you post in the bulletin is one more thing that's available for me to read. Of course, it's not like I read every bulletin, but I do get on myspace every so often to poke fun at the next heaping pile of bullshit I find there. I mean, come on, isn't it so much fun to make fun of?
Also, the only thing that stopped me from literally posting an image of a pile of s**t was that it'd gross me out along with the rest of ye (hopefully). But yes, metaphorically, that's what I see everyday whenever I go to read the next wonderful bulletin a woman (or a guy) posts.
The rest are random things like "hey charlie geton ur cellphone", I don't really care about those.
And to cover another point, what about these bulletins? I mean, it's not only the fact you repost chain-letter type mail, but even if you wrote it out on your own... it'd still make my temples throb. Why is it that so many girls envision this perfect relationship, always with this perfect guy, always bringing flowers, or calling you on a rainy day, and kissing you whenever you meet, doesn't it get boring after a while? It's so much sappy love... it never lasts. Do you ever see married couples that look so amazingly happy with each other, unless it's right after marriage? All the time I fall victim under witnessing these young parents of my friends that are just sick of each other. Oftentimes it's because they started out exactly how you wanted it too--too perfect to be true. All the going-out-to-dinners, dances, and flowers won't last long.
What you need is a partner that'll make life interesting. That won't be what you expect, yet you accept it. There's so many possibilities of the perfect match that it's stupid to call it perfect. You need a mate that'll get you riled over things, one you can argue with, loathe the most, yet love the most as well. The one who's weaknesses you know the greatest, yet fear the most as well. Everyone is different, and if it wasn't that way, I'd stick to playing Pokémon all day and staying away from society.
Oh s**t. I do.
Anyway--it's so hard to sum up in words, I'm just going to give up on describing it, but I hope you know what I mean. If your opinions vary, then I'm fine with that.
The only thing I'm not fine with is these girls always whining for a guy and not giving a rat's a** in trying to find one then to post shitty bulletins that look cute.
But hey, no one told you to do what I see fit. Go ahead and defy me, but I'll bet I'm not the only one on this planet that feels this way.
 SmashLord Spoon · Wed Aug 22, 2007 @ 06:53pm · 0 Comments |
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