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Candy Whores
The Joys of Candy Whore-hood...
I AM A CANDY WHORE, AND I AM PROUD OF IT!!! For those of you who are twitching in horror right now, let me explain this to you... At school, my friend ManikeKoneko(Sorry if I spelled your name wrong! sweatdrop ) and I tend refer to each other as "Candy Whores" or "Skittle Whores".
Now don't go thinking that we sell or bodies for candy, oh nononononononono! We don't sell our bodies, in fact, we just beg...a lot! You see, like regular whores, they crave the one thing that whores want...sex. But Candy whores, we crave the one thing that we want...CANDY!!!
-Sigh- But being any kind of whore does have its negatives. Like say if you were a regular whore, you'd end up getting pregnant, or getting an STD and dying, or getting beaten like hell from your pimp. Another example, if you were a Food whore(Aren't we all sometimes? rolleyes ) you'd get morbidly obese and die, get a heart attack and die, or just plain choke on your food and die. Now Candy whores, heh, we don't have it the worst, but its still kind of bad.
We get cavities, we could get morbidly obese and die, heck we could even get diabetes! But atleast we kinda don't don't die from most of those, and we can recover from most of them too, but we just have to eat sugar free candy if we end up being diabetic. Ah, the joys of being a candy whore...
So if you're a Candy Whore, say it loud and say it proud, I AM A CANDY WHORE, I AM A CANDY WHORE, I AM A CANDY WHORE!!!!!
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Ah, now that felt good didn't it? Now go and eat your candy you candy whore you, and have a nice day. This is a fellow message from your friend and acquaintance, Stephano Hungary.
Murch Lurve
p.s.
CANDY WHORES UNITE!!!
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