Today I was thinking, how could I be more awesome?
And then it occured to me, I can't.
And in fact, as long as people keep dying, there are less and less people in the world which means by default I'm going to be LAMER rather than more awesome.
So I developed a vaccine which prevents death.
Only problem is, even though it ceases the function of death, those affected by it cease not only to die... but their mental capacity as well as their very brain tissue regresses and decays into basicly nothing, leaving only the basic functions of survival and that of primality left in them.
Oddly enough, they seem to have acquired a taste for other human brains.
Also some dogs in police stations located in towns with an animal in the name.
Even more odd is the fact that the vaccine seems to act upon antibodies in the bloodsteam and can be traversed even into one's saliva, which is a problem as devouring one's flesh usually places saliva in another's bloodstream.
To keep this short, I've named these creatures "Bomzies."
If you should be confronted by one, remember these 3 steps.
Stop.
Drop.
Roll.
Pretty good day so far.
OrgasMike Community Member 
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