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I wonder who was the first person to discover honey....

“I wunder wat goes on in dem dat dere beehaves”
“Sweet Lord have mercy! Dems be makin food!”

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I wonder if God sees us like how we see bugs...
“Oh those poor things... I should let them live”
*picks up a few, sticks then in a glass jar and pours some sand over us with a stick and a leaf* “There, just like home”

Then we built a city.... and reproduced.... but he forgot about us and stuck us in his closet. So now we're running out of air, water and room.