SO! :D
I've been meaning to make some new journal entries! D:
So here I am. Doing just that. 8D
So, "Spine-crunchingly fun?" you say? WELL, let me explain~! 8DD
Once upon a time Amber, her little sister Katie and her little sister Katie's friend Katie#2 were all having a merry time jumping on the trampoline! Jump jump jump, fun fun fun! Correct? :D WRONG. Actually, it was fun. >w>; You know that silly way of jumping where you jump up then land on your butt criss-cross-apple-sauce style then pop back up on your feet? Well the three girls decided to do this all at the same time, synchronized butt jumping, Fun fun right?! :D I suppose you also must know of the elusive double-jump? Such a thing occurs when two people are jumping at the same exact pace and one person's springyness gets unintentionally stolen by the simultaneous jumper, this leaves one jumper with no bounce and one with twice the bounce. Usually this results in an extra high spring and a squeal of terror and delight. RIGHT, so now that I've thoroughly explained double bouncing, on with the tale...
Amber, Katie and Katie#2 are all synchronized butt jumping and having a jolly time doing so~ Then, unexpectedly, with one fateful butt-bounce, it happened. Amber's, Katie's and Katie#2's butts all hit the sproingy black surface at the same time and all of their combined rebound bounce gets transfered to Amber. Triple bounce. O - O Up and up she soars, not quite sure how high, but a good foot above the lowest tree branch. Suspended in the air; bliss, then the fall down; terror. The black mesh tarp of doom comes flying back all too soon. Wrong landing. Spine is crunched and esophagus is shoved into the back of her throat. Waves of pain and shivers go up and down her spine. She rolls around on her side yelling "GAAAAH, UUUUUGH, that HURT!" Meanwhile the two Katies are chattering wildly about how high Amber had gone; "JEEZ! You went higher than Katie is tall!" Katie stood, holding her hand a little under a foot above her head and said "This is about how high you went!" Amber then quickly recovered, popped back up on her feet and ecstatically shouted "Let's go again! U:<"
THE END.
:DDD
And my back is fine now~ >w<;
 Maji Dear · Thu Aug 21, 2008 @ 05:09am · 1 Comments |
