"Data overload, too much-"
Mage pointed up to the sky "Don't you dare say it!! Little kiddies could be watching!!" He yelled.
"Attempting to give a care... Care given. Too much excrement in your hard drive, How would you like to deal with this problem?"
"Force start up!" Mage called to the sky.
"Forcing start up... ERROR POTENTIAL THREAT DETECTED, LOOK BEHIND YOU."
"Wha?" Mage said, as he turned around. There was a young blue scaled dragon there.
"Potential threat? I was just going to help this man out of the bush!" The dragon exclaimed.
"Analyzing... Life form name... Flame... Powers... Control over fire..."
"How the...?" Flame mumbled.
The voice continued on "Objective... He doesn't know what..."
"In that case, would you like to join me in my quest to destroy a world that is inhabited by humans much more selfish than us?" Mage asked, then looked around "Wait, where'd he go?"
"Over here!" Came a muffled voice from a rather fat and content looking giant frog.
Mage's lower eyelid twitched "Um... How do I deal with this thi-"
"Battle start!" Announced the voice.
"What the-"
"Giant frog attacks, and deals nine damage!"
The frog inched forward slightly, then moved back, and Mage was hit in the gut by an invisible force "Stupid random encounters." He wheezed.
"I... I don't even know what to say... Tune in some other time I guess..."
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All animals except dragons are lame!
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All animals except dragons are lame!
Your village is ashes and I am to blame!
I am a dragon![/align:73e2a686ee]