So today.... mom and I were driving and we were joking about my driving test that I'm taking (probably) next week. She told me that the guy who'd be giving me the test would be middle aged, balding, fat and grunts when he buckles his seatbelt.
So I told her I'd have a conversation with him.
"So do you have any kids? Are you married? Do you have pets? I have Turrets syndrome. YOU MORON! GET A LICENSE OR GET OFF THE ROAD!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING?! EAT THE EXHAUST OF MY LEVEL 70 MOUNT!"
So now I'm going to paint "Level 70 Mount" on my steering wheel.
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