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Smoke and Mirrors
Lately I've kind of been slowly coming to the strange realization that my life really is bizarre...but not in big cosmic ways. It's on a much smaller scale - the tricks are all smoke and mirrors.
Overload
Hey, you know in lame sci fi movies how the robots always start freaking out right when the main character needs there lasers/x-ray vision/calculator the most? How they smoke and say in cold, metallic voices, "system overload"?

Yeah, that's my brain.

Not always, you know, just...often. Lately, I've been trying to make sense of the following:

the statement below is false
the statement above is true

everything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored

"If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone thinks that someone famous said it. And then everyone will start saying it, and it really will become famous."

Moderation in all things: including moderation.

If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception, the exception to this one being that it has no
exception.

Inconsistent premises always make an argument valid.

So far, I haven't made much headway with these. Though I have decided that yes, if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one to hear it, it still makes a sound.

Because, come on, if you were falling in a forest wouldn't you want to be as loud as possible?






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Weregirl89
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commentCommented on: Sat Mar 21, 2009 @ 09:46am
GOD you are better than an *um well I best not say that their are kids on here* really good time mumblemumble. Hee hee I love it you are a goofball I would take you golfing *teehee rofl rofl rofl heart


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