It just seems that there are a few things in the world that really shouldn't have be said. Some things should just be generally accepted. Common knowlege, overwhelmingly obvious.
Here are a couple of those things. And these are all from today alone:
1) "Don't poke her with a fondue stick!"
2) "Sweetheart, don't lick the subway pole."
3) "Stop talking to inanimate objects!"
4) "Will you please stop renaming my Chinese handcuffs?"
5) "Mind the flying platypus!"
I could elaborate, but...it's late. And I'm still kind of recovering from my airplane hang over (I didn't get home until about 2 a.m., and they lost my bag! Arg...oh. And to whom it may concern: the Dallas airport? It's haunted. Or at the very least cursed.)
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Smoke and Mirrors
Lately I've kind of been slowly coming to the strange realization that my life really is bizarre...but not in big cosmic ways. It's on a much smaller scale - the tricks are all smoke and mirrors.
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