Similiar to the Innocent Part of the actuall comic, the court-room is filled with all occupants once again, the judge directs the bailiff to receive the jury's decision. The bailiff gives him the small document, and he opens it slowly, showing a stern, worried look...
Oh, well then. Hmmph, could someone please fetch Ian in here?
Ian is led in, ironicly by the same two officers that arrested him at the mansion.
Hmmph... For the Arson of the Gambino mansion, the defendant, Ian, has been found GUILTY, and is senteced prison for EIGHTEEN YEARS of Federal Prison!
The crowd rages, even the prosecution didn't think THAT was coming...
NUH-UH, RETARDO. I GO NO PRISON, LOZLZOLZOROLFLMAO!!......... Fu--CENSOREDer....
Ian is led out of the court-room, where he will then be escorted to the Gaia Federal Prison. Still inside the court-room, the Judgebot is still taking questions.
Sir, this is a disgrace! Ian is obviously quite innocent, I mean, look at him! He's mentally-retarded, he couldn't light a go--CENSORED damn match if his X-Girl friend walked through the door covered in oil! Seriously, this is perposterous, this is just down right stupid! Judge, why don't you go to jail? Sentence yourself and do us all a favor you stupid judge, you'll go to he--
Defensebot explodes after being shot with a 50cal. Rifle. After his burning corpse falls to the floor, it's seen that the judge shot the defensebot because of how retarded he was being...
MY COURT, MY RULES, BIATC--CENSORED! How you like them apples, FUC--CENSOREDer? Hmmm? Is that the sound of DEFEAT I HEAR?!
The judge has had two victories in the court-room today...
THE END!
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