Phoenix sits at his seat, as a Flight Attendant comes by and notices him trying to open a lower comparment.
Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to please stop trying to open that while we remain in flight.Mmmhmm, and i'm going to have to ask you to shut your trap! I'm trying to get my briefcase out of this go--CENSOREDdamned comparment!!!Sir, pelase don't use that language on this plane. You can be patient like everyone else and stay seated, or i'm going to have to ask you to come with me.OBJECTION!... Could you jsut STFU for a moment?! Holy Chri--CENSORED! What do I have to do to get you to STFU?! I'll SUE YOUR a**--LATE CENSORED DOWN TO HE--CENSORED, where you'll be so sued, even the Devil wouldn't touch you without bribing Johnny Cochran with a soul! So, you eveil sadistic basta--CENSORED will you let me get ONE GO--CENSORED damned Suitcase out of this DAMNED COMPARMENT?!?!Ok sir that's it, you've made me angry!The Flgiht Attendant pulls out a Stun-Gun and shocks Phoenix Wright with it, who shouts out the words of: OBJECTION, when he feels pain, which is probably every damn second...
Moments later...
Wow, i'm never riding a plane again!
