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This is part of a DBZ comedy I wrote as an example of my humor...
Takes place between Vegeta and his shrink.



“That stupid woman… Ever since that night – she expects me to be ‘warm’ with her. To ‘snuggle’. Well I am not standing for it! – The Prince of all Sayians does NOT snuggle!” Dr. Gayer continued making notes on his notepad, not bothering to look up.

I growl – that makes the man look up. “PAY ATTENTION to me when I speak!” I always had to remind the idiot Dr – I do not pay him to doodle.

“Vegeta, why are you still so unwilling to uh…express your feelings towards her?” He asked slowly trying to make it sound like he was thinking about what I said really hard. I of course do not buy it.

“She knows how I feel, no woman could forget that.” Indeed that blue haired woman would never forget me – I made sure of that! And it was my name that fell from her full lips and echoed into the night. “She knows she is mine.”

“What do you mean when you say ‘mine’; surly you don’t really think of her as a piece of your property?”

“And why not?

“People are not property Vegeta. They can never be ‘owned’.” I watched him lick the tip of his pen slowly with squinted eyes – thinking hard again. Not for the first time I wonder what the hell I am doing here. “Vegeta, um, have you considered that perhaps this is the kind of attitude Bulma was talking about?”

Now I remember what had caused me to return to the couch of Dr. Gayer...

“What attitude?”

“Uh. Let’s try this from another angle shall we? You have a son now right? So why don’t you tell me about him.”

“My son? He is…small, smelly, whiney – not at all like a Sayian.” I scowl thinking about the baby. He has his mother’s bright blue eyes…

“Why do you describe him like that? Are you not enjoying parenthood Vegeta?”

“He is a baby there is little to describe.”

“Vegeta are you still avoiding him and Bulma? Are you still ‘training’?”

“I AVOID NO ONE! I AM A WARRIOR – OF COURSE I AM STILL TRAINING!”

“…There is that temper again. I thought we agreed that you would work on that for us Vegeta?”

“…” I couldn’t say it to him. Not when he smiled at me like that, that ‘sensitive’ smirk he used. I almost yelled at him for being one of those damn bunny lovers…

“Vegeta you know that we will not be able to keep working together if you let you’re temper get the better of you.”

I grunt.

“Much better, your getting better and better everyday and in everyway.”
“-and better everyday and in everyway.” I growled along with him. Somehow he felt that making me say it with him showed I was in someway ‘working’ with him. Fool.