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Spoilers…incase you don’t read the headings. stare I’m a abstinence sort of gal and I tend to use movie and book characters to deal with ninja *things*. Anyway, I absolutely fell head over heels for everyone’s favourite scaly-wag…Captain Jack Sparrow. cry This movie…was the worst ******** piece of s**t I’ve ever had the misfortune to see. It was good until the end. Hell it was awesome ‘till the end. But the end made it a ******** disaster. That whore Elizabeth ******** Swann chained him to the mast…or whatever the hell it was…the ship if you will. Then the ******** Kraken came and…and…ate hiiiiiiiiiiiiiim! gonk crying Now I’m depressed as hell. *takes a bottle of amber liquid with the label torn off, all you can see is ‘Aniels’ so you can’t see the brand, and drinks about a third of the bottle in one gulp of air* WHY DAMNIT?! *wants to stab Elizabeth with a scalpel and carve her heart and eyes out* WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?! crying

*One’s imagination is a very handy and powerful tool