I've actually lost a number due to forgetfulness and/or my pen not working... but... Whoot.
"That's what i thought, but don't you have to close the door first?!?" -???
Me: Your zebras have big butts.
Claudia: Thank you.
Sam: ZEBRAS!
"It's a hppy kitty! Look, it's so happy it's hissing!" -my sister
Me: I'm a floormat! I'm a FLAT square!
Ama: That's like saying 'I'm wet water!' Uh, DUH?!
"Why does it look like me? Are you drawing my boobs?!?" -???
"If it doesn't make sense, ignore it until it does." -Sam
"If it doesn't make sense, ignore it until it does." -Sam
Me: They're every where. They're tree rats.
Sam: Yes they are! They are evil creatures intent on taking over the world. Like communists, liberal media, and quantum physics.
"It's supposed to be a 6-inch voice, but we know you're using the metric system." -Claudia (THAT was a shot...)
"So technically, to these computers we are all the same being..." -Sam
"Now that you're leaving, do they stop you from coming back?" -???
"So technically, to these computers we are all the same being..." -Sam
"Now that you're leaving, do they stop you from coming back?" -???
And I'm too lazy to find others I ahvent already used...