Day 58 on Gaia Online, September 10, 2006

Disclaimer: None of the things in this show actually happened, so dont sue me.
DDR (C) was made by some really smart guys that like to dance,
I'm Blue(is that's the name of the song)(C)98(I think)
Please don't sue me! I don't own any of this stuff!(points up) (except the interview).

Newtob and Sister_of_Vincent and [.Vincent_Valentine.]: The Interview

Newtob: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our second episode of Newtob Vision! Today, I'll be giving the one and only [.Vincent_Valentine.] an interview! *a crowd of about 3 people are in angeltears house. One is asleep, the other looks bored, and the last one is gino gambino, who decided to visit for some reason

The very small Crowd: Clap...clap... ...clap?

[.Vincent_Valentine.] : Hello! (sits down)

Newtob: Morning Vincent, how do you do?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: I'm dandy, how about you?

Newtob: Not bad...would you like me to get to the first question?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Sure...hit me.

Ambie2209: (Also the waiter) Here you are sir. (handa him a bottle of booze)

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: I didn't mean it that way, but thanks...

Newtob: Whats your fav game?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Dirge of Cerberus!!!

Newtob biggrin ude, that game stopped being cool a year ago...

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: You speak heresy!!

Newtob: Second Question: Who's your best friend?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Well... that would be Sister_of_Vincent. We do everything together! We eat lunch together, we watch TV, we drink together...(and on and on...) We play DDR(Dance Dance Revolution)...

Newtob: Oh, you like DDR?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Why yes, the Turks LOVES DDR, it's been a Shinra custom for centuries to pass...

Newtob: Um...Centuries?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Yes. For hundreds of years, we have enjoyed dancing and frolicking to the sweet music of Captain Jack...(hiccup)

Newtob: ...Wait...are you drunk?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: I likie da buzz...you funny...

Newtob: ...OH MY GOSH! EVERYONE!! VINCENT IS DRUNK!!!

Sister_of_Vincent: (walks on stage) vincents's one of those easily-tipsied people, so do you mind if I take over for him?

Newtob: Sure... but let's keep him here to see what stupid stuff he'll do when he's drunk...

Sister_of_Vincent: (laughs)

Newtob: Anyways...I was just asking him about DDR. I hear you play it too?I didnt think they had DDR in midgar...

Sister_of_Vincent: Yes. I play it all the time (laughs) We were even considering that a DDR compeition will determine the head turk... Rufus never liked the idea though...

Newtob: ...And why would that be?

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Weesa LIKIES da LADIES!

Newtob: O...kay... would it be alright if we play a clip of you two playing DDR?

Sister_of_Vincent: Neve-

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: (Stands up and dances) Aye-aye-aye. I'm YA Libble ButterFLY!

Newtob: Geez... he is REALLY drunk!

Sister_of_Vincent: I'm afraid so...

Newtob: So...about the clip...

Sister_of_Vincent: dont even th-

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: YESSH! It's a TIMA da Play DDR!

Newtob: I'll take that as a yes...so (clicks the remote, plays the clip)

Sister_of_Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Newtob: Well ladies and gentlemen...that's all for today. Thank you for spending your time with us. Good bye and see you later!

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: (Still dancing) GWEEN Black and ...BLUE DABOO DI DA BOO DIE-YA DABOO DII DABOO DIE...!

Newtob: (stares)Well...we do need a dancer for the show...that would be nice...

For those who dont understand what vincent is singing, heres the video to the blue song...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oeNVN_LqrI