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Thank you everyone who has given me such nice reviews! Some people wanted some longer stuff...and someone else wanted xsugurax even lanzer himself to be in the next interview...so I kinda' did the punk thing and put xsugurax and themurkyone in one interview.yes, themurkyone is coming back...I got too many requests from his fangirls to ignore them...

Newtob and xsugurax and Themurkyone: The Interview

Newtob: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our latest episode of Newtob Vision! Today, we have a very special interview with both themurkyone and xsugurax! *The camera moves around angeltears house. She has yet to find out what I am doing...lucky me...and the crowd looks slightly bored. And gino gambino came again for what I dont know...

Themurkyone: Darnit xsugurax! Give me back my Gameboy! (Chases xsugurax around the stage)

Xsugurax: It's just a Gameboy pocket! Just go get a GBA or something! lol

Themurkyone: I COULD IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY ON YOUR STUPID CHOBITS DVD'S!

Xsugurax: Well, it's not MY fault if they took it off the air! lol

Themurkyone: Give me my GAMEBOY! I was playing POKEMON DARNIT! (trips on Ambie2209) OOF!

Xsugurax: HAHa! (trips and falls onto [.Vincent_Valentine.]'s DDR board)

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: (The dancer-doesn't notice xsugurax) Aye-Aye-Aye! I'm your little butterfly!

Xsugurax: Oww...oww...oww...oww...lol...oww...(he's being danced on, if you didn't catch that)

Themurkyone: (Sits in chair) [.Vincent_Valentine.]! DANCE FOR ME! BWAHAHA!

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Green black and blue make the colors in the sky!

Newtob: Vincent...Vincent... STOP!

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: What is it? Now I'm losing...great...

Xsugurax: Well hello to you too Vincent...lol...

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Whoops...sorry. (jumps off)

Xsugurax: Owwie...lol...(drags himself into chair next to themurkyone's)

Themurkyone: Haha! That's what you GET!

Xsugurax: Oh well...he crushed your Gameboy. (now all confident and good as new after his perhaps perfect comeback) That's what YOU get for laughing! lol...

Themurkyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... ... ... ... ...(big long silence)... ... ...let's burn it..

Xsugurax: YAY! (pulls out lighter, only to be outdone by the awe of murky's new flame-thrower)

Newtob: Um...can you two save that for after the show? We still have an interview to do...

Xsugura and Themurkyone: (huddled around the Gameboy-lighters ready) ...No burnie?

Newtob: Not yet...and, if you two wait like good little boys, I'll bring you Angeltears new donation item she bought, the LOL hat, and you can to burn that too!

Themurkyone: SWEET!

Xsugurax: (eyes water up-all emotional now) LOL HAT? how come I never heard of it? Angeltears...you know how much I like it when someone shows me there Donation item!!

Angeltears: Newtob! Just WHAT are you doing snooping through my stuff?

Newtob: ...so there is a LOL hat? Wow... I was just GUESSING you had it...cool!, I guessed a donation item before I saw the poster! I should get a job in Gaia...

Themurkyone: This is getting good!

Angeltears: Prepare to die Newtob! HIYAAAA! (goes in for a slap)

Ambie2209: Okay, break it up. BREAK IT UP! Angeltears, I'm sorry, but you are NOT allowed to KILL the host.

Angeltears: Fine then...be that way. Well then if I can't kill you...Then after this interview...YOU ARE OFFICIALLY KICKED OUT of my house!(pulls out a big box of Newtob's stuff and pushes it out of the door)...And I'll just kidnap your helper also! By the way ambie, why are you newtobs bouncer?

Ambie2209: he pays well...

Angeltears: to bad! youre coming with me!

Newtob: WHAT!

Ambie2209: NOOOOOOOOO!

Angeltears: (scoops up ambie and carries her outside)

(OUTSIDE)

Angeltears: Geez, I HATE this sunset...the sun's right in your eyes as you walk out...

Ambie2209 sad managed to smuggle Newtobs's CD player and Sunglasses from the box. She starts singing some Jpop) Oh baby wait and see tama ni wa itasa mo ii yo ne...

(INSIDE)

Newtob: Okay...that sucks...well, until I can get a new bouncer...YOU(points to Gino Gambino from the audience) YOU'RE THE NEW BOUNCER!

Gino Gambino:...But...I don't want to be a BOUNCER...

Xsugurax: lolz...

Newtob: Then...what do you want to be?

Gino Gambino: I want to be the SHOW COMEDIAN! I can tell jokes and stuff...and it'll be great!

Newtob: So...MY SHOW'S NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU? (cries and stops suddenily) Gino, why do you come to my talkshow anyway? I thought you were still sad about sasha dumping you for Ian...

Gino Gambino: She didnt dump me!!! and I come to your show because Im always so angesty and emo lately...and I have dreams about becoming a comedian...so I was in your show to learn comedy...But so far I have problems learning...

Newtob: what? Im not funny enough for you to learn?!? (resumes crying)

Xsugurax: Awwwe...It's okay Newtob...we love your show. lol. (pats newtob on the back)

Themurkyone: Yeah...and we'd love it even more if we can get on with the interview...

Newtob: Oh! The interview! Right...First Question: Xsugura, what's your favorite anime and who's the best character in it?

Themurkyone:HOW COME HE GET'S THE FIRST QUESTION?!? (all emotional now)

Newtob: Because...he's on the list first...so he gets to answer first...Anyways, Xsugura... ... ...xsugura?

Xsugurax: (lullaby music) Snore...Snore...lol...snore

Newtob: ...Oh my...gosh. He's...sleeping...

Newtob: murky...I guess you get all of the questions until he wakes up...

Themurkyone: Sweet!

Newtob: Anyhow, do you remember the question?

Themurkyone: Yes I do...MY favorite Anime......NARUTO!!!!

Jiraku: (a member in the audience) Yess!

Themurkyone: And... if i were sasuke, i would be the best chracter! ...Cuz' I'm shmexy!

Newtob: ...Right...Anyhoo, I heard you like Pokemon?

Themurkyone: Whay yes...Yes I do.. I LOVE FLAREON!

Newtob: Well, that answers the next question...Anyhoo...

Themurkyone sad huddled around Gameboy again- lighter ready...again) Heh-heh...BURNING IS THE WORLD! (lights- the gameboy, fire spreads. the carpet becomes flames. The audience starts screaming and people start running out...)

Newtob: Well I guess that's all folks, but now I have to get out of here!

Themurkyone: BURN! BURN! BURN!

Newtob: Vincent!! COME ON! DDR MAX IS NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE!

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: I can't stop now!!!...

Newtob: WHY NOT!

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: THERE"S NO PAUSE BUTTON!

Newtob: (GEEZ) So what? I've got DDR Extreme in the box with my stuff outside...

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: NOOOO! The US home version SUCKS! There's no I Do! I do! I do! or ANYTHING!

Newtob: Internet...Japanese Imports...echi...Wait...NOW COME ON!!

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Okay...GOTCHA! (hops off and carries xsuguera out of the building)

(OUTSIDE)

Ambie2209: Wow...cool...murky burned down Angeltears house...I didnt think that was possible in gaia...You know she's gonna kill you right?

Newtob: Yeah, I know...but murky's the one who did it, so If I'm lucky she'll kill him and not me...Hey, how'd you get out of Angeltears's clutches?

Ambie2209: We walked past a male-strip bar...there was no stopping her...

Newtob: (going through her box) Ambie...

Ambie2209: Yes...?

Newtob: WHERE THE HECK IS MY CD PLAYER!

(the house completely collapses. Xsugurax finally wakes up.)

Xsugurax: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!

Newtob: murky burned down angeltears house...

Xsugurax:and wheres angeltears??

Themurkyone: at a male striipers joint...

Newtob:That dosent sound like angelteras to me...maybe its someone in disguise!!

(everyone): Who could it be then?!.....

Is angeltears really at a strip joint?
Whats gonna happen to the show?
Why is Vincent so obbessed with DDR?
Why am I asking you all these questions?
Why wont I shutup?
Come next time to Newtob vision!