Once again, thank you all for reviewing my interviews, and thank you for giving me suggestions. I also thank ambie2209 for her help as a bouncer! To the interview!

Newtob and Ifrit8000: The Interview

Newtob: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for attending our latest episode of Newtob Vision: The Gaia Reality Show! Today we are interviewing...

(suddenly, Captain Erik shows up from some bushes)

Captain Erik: What the HECK are you doing on my lawn! AND WHO ARE ALL THESE WIERD PEOPLE?

Crowd: (a bunch of people crammed on a few lawnchairs)...Clap...clap...

Newtob: Well Erik, If you have be watching my show, Angeltears kicked me out of her place and Themurkyone burnt her house to bits so now I can't even sneak in to give my show when she's out(too messy)... I'm studio-less...

Captain Erik: You know...I still hate you because of that PM...

Newtob: I know...I know...I'll make up for it later...but for now I'm just going to give Ifrit a quick interview and I'll be gone...

Captain Erik: Wait...Ifrit? There is NO WAY that moron is coming on MY LAWN!

Ifrit8000: Hey everyone!

Captain Erik: Crap...

Ifrit8000: Sorry I was do late. My snowboard ran out of gas.

Newtob: Your snowboard...runs on...gas?

Ifrit8000: Well duh! Don't they all?

Newtob: Umm...no...They don't...

Ifrit8000: Oh, you must be thinking of skis.

Newtob: Skis? Even if I was talking about skis...how would you get gas for a snowboard?

Ifrit8000: Take it to a gas station.

Newtob: Ifrit...there's no tank. How do you fill it up with gas...if there's no tank?

Ifrit8000: You don't.

Newtob: You don't?

Ifrit8000: You pour gas ON TOP of it...it's super slidey that way...and it's shiny(...shiny...) Only an IDIOT would try to FILL it up!

Captain Erik: And only an idiot would think a snowboard NEEDED gas in the FIRST PLACE.

Ifrit8000:WHAT WAS THAT! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!

Captain Erik: No...I want you the heck off of my lawn. You, Newtob, those really wierd people on my lawnchairs, and that wierdo who's playing DDR on my lawn.( He keeps playing the same stupid song OVER and OVER)...Speaking of which...WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING PLAYING DDR AN MY LAWN! And not only thet, but I thought Ifrit8000 was banned! And why does he have a snowboard?!?! Thats not a Gaia item!

Newtob: Well, as surprising as it is...the only thing that Murkys's fire didn't touch was my DDR stuff(I snuck in when Angeltears was sleeping)...and I just had to bring it with me or my show wouldn't be the same(neither would Vincent...he'd just go nuts)

[.Vincent_Valentine.]: Aye-aye-aye! I'm your little butterfly!

Newtob:To your other questions, the snowboard is the new donation item, beside the LOL hat, and I have no idea how Ifrit8000 manged to convience lanzer to let him come back...

Captain Erik: JUST...GET...OFF!

Newtob:Fine, fine...I'll go...Where's Ifrit8000?

Ifrit8000: (eating flowers on Eriks lawn) YUMM! These taste GREAT! What are these? They're Way better than the flowers at home! (He grew up North right?...There wouldn't be many flowers there...)

Captain Erik: THOSE ARE MY TULIPS! Get the HECK out of my Tulip Garden! Do you know how hard I've worked on that!

Ifrit8000: Wait...your...TULIP GARDEN?

Captain Erik: Well DUH! Who else could win SEVERAL INTERNATIONAL tulip garden competitions! (opens up a curtain from inside to reveal a room full-to-the-brim of gardening-contest (first place) trophies.)

Newtob: Wow...I'm impressed...

Ifrit8000: (didn't listen-still eating the vegetarian special) Wow! I can eat this all day!

Captain Erik: That's it. DIEEE! (pulls out Duck hat of Doom and starts chasing Ifrit8000)

Newtob: Well that's all folks...I've gotta' go find me a new studio!

Captain Erik: ROARRR!

On the next episode of Newtob Vision: The Gaian Reality Show:

Newtobs's search for a new studio... will he somehow manage to find a place of her own, or will he once again be the really quirky roommate of some Gaian?Send me comments and PMs!