Welcome to the fast food restaraunt of the damned.
We have Unicorn burgers, with three different toppings to choose from. Cheese, tears, and the blood of the innocent.
We have Bambi burgers too. Basically one of our trained hunters goes out, kills a deer's mother, makes said deer eat said mother, then we kill the deer and make it into a burger. Same toppings.
We have orphan fingers for those of you who don't like burgers too.
We have three different style of drink, small, medium, and jug. We only have one drink right now, Babie's blood.
And just because we know you care about how evil you want to feel while eating here, all our bread is 100% made using slave labored orphans.
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