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Nero: Weiss, I love you in the "I touch you at night" sort of way.
Weiss: (O_o) So thats what that tingly sensation was...
Nero: Sooooo can me make forbbiden brother on borther man love now?
Weiss: Um.... How bout you go rape Cait Sith. I heard he's into that kind of thing. Here. *hands him a picture of himself* Go tape it to his face or somthing.
Nero: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (^_^) I love you brother! *hugs and cropdustes Weiss*
Weiss: (O_O) BAD! NERO BAD! *gunblade to the genitals*
Nero: Oh brother...No one has ever touched me that way in my life. I'm so happy
Weiss: DIE YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!
G: What the hell are you to doing!!?
Weiss: (pants somehow missing)
Nero: (bent over in the "postion" wink
G: You two disgust me.
Weiss: Wait! G! It's not what it seems !!!
Cait Sith: Oh yeah. This is gonna be great for sweeps week. (holding camera apparently was filming the whole thing)
Nero: Finally my undying proclamation of love for my brother shall be forever imortalized on film!
Weiss: You little a** hole. *decapitates Cait Sith*
Hojo: NYWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Nero: KITTY KAT!!!
G: *death touch to Nero*
Weiss: Finally that little s**t is dead.
G: How exactly was he related to us again?
Weiss: Uh.. I don't care.
Rosso: Wonderful my darling.
Weiss: AHH!! Where'd you come from?! You're supposed to be dead by now!
G: *rapes Rosso and his head explodes for some reason*
Weiss: *spontaniously combusts* AHHH!
G: *flies away*
Nero: p***s.
Cait Sith : XP
Hojo: Behahahahahahaha
Nero: *Rapes hojo*
Hojo: Hahahahahaha Vincent! I am your father! Mwahahahaha!!!!!
Vincent: Whatever....

END


12/2/06
Jesus 2.0: KYO!
[-Kyo-]: JESUS!
[-Kyo-]: *glompage
Jesus 2.0: -tackle glomp-
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: ZOH-MEH-GAWD
Jesus 2.0: biggrin DD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: -watches the two glomp each other-
[-Kyo-]: Long time no talk!
Jesus 2.0: :]
ice_the_wolf enters the chat.
Jesus 2.0: Inorite!
[-Kyo-]: WTF?! D=<
Jesus 2.0: Yeah... >.>
[-Kyo-]: Why haven't you PMed me?!
ice_the_wolf leaves the chat.
[-Kyo-]: J/k. J/k.
Jesus 2.0: See.. I accidentally deleted it.
Jesus 2.0: biggrin
[-Kyo-]: Awwww. D=
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: =X
[-Kyo-]: XD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: OUCH
[-Kyo-]: If only choklit_teddi was here...
Faith92 enters the chat.
[-Kyo-]: Then it'd be a party.
Jesus 2.0: And by accidentally, I mean I was too lazy to reply and it Gaia deleted it with the other bombardments of inreplyed pms.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Hey now... I'm here. Dx it can be a party! DX!
[-Kyo-]: Ouch.
Jesus 2.0: *unreplyed.
Jesus 2.0: xD
[-Kyo-]: Does he Kyo know you?
Faith92: Hi.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I dunno. Yer name look familiar.
Jesus 2.0: Hey.. I have teddi's number.
Jesus 2.0: Its aweshum.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Have you ever gone to TwoBits?
[-Kyo-]: .....Who cares if the Kyo knows you! *flyingtackleglompofdoom*
Jesus 2.0: o.o
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: -blinks-
Jesus 2.0: Whoa.
[-Kyo-]: =]
[-Kyo-]: Uber happy.
Jesus 2.0: I can tell biggrin
[-Kyo-]: This is the last thing me and teddi discussed:
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Kyo = male or female?
Jesus 2.0: Male.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Dx Get off meh.
[-Kyo-]: Kyo: ********* you in the back seat of your car* =3
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: xD
Jesus 2.0: XDD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: crying I'm soooo not ghey.
[-Kyo-]: Teddi: You still remember that? Lol....Good times....Tell your sister I said hi. XD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: o.o
deadkittykat leaves the chat.
Xo shutdown00 enters the chat.
[-Kyo-]: It's a long story. PM me and I'll send the convo.
Xo shutdown00 leaves the chat.
Jesus 2.0: haha xD Ookay Kyo, sir.
Jesus 2.0: That remind me of a song, "Fer sure" by The Medic Droid.
[-Kyo-]: Dude, I broke up with my GF after over a year.
Jesus 2.0: biggrin "******** ME IN THE BACK SEAT, ******** ME IN THE BACK SEAT"
Jesus 2.0: Whoa.
Jesus 2.0: surprised
[-Kyo-]: And and and.....I think I might be gay.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: msn ad just said "Britney goes commando" does that mean she stopped wearing panties? o.o
[-Kyo-]: XD
Faith92 leaves the chat.
[-Kyo-]: But seriously.
[-Kyo-]: Or atleast leaning more towards being gay.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: You are gay, you just glomped me. crying
Jesus 2.0: I always knew you were gay. = w=
[-Kyo-]: Ya.
Jesus 2.0: Gaaay <3
[-Kyo-]: It was just a matter of time
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: And i only let Hajjah do that. Dx
Jesus 2.0: Yus.
Jesus 2.0: xDD
[-Kyo-]: Wait....
[-Kyo-]: Is Twizti a guy?
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Yes.
[-Kyo-]: I would have never guessed. =o
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I have a p***s. xD
Jesus 2.0: xDD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Why? o.o
Jesus 2.0: Haha...
Jesus 2.0: Lawl
[-Kyo-]: *sucks your p***s*
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: OH
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: MY
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: GOD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: -runs away-
Jesus 2.0: LMFAO
[-Kyo-]: XD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: THAT'S KATHY'S JOB b***h
[-Kyo-]: You all knew it was coming.
[-Kyo-]: Don't lie.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Dx
Jesus 2.0: God.. I missed you Kyo X3
[-Kyo-]: =3
wolvesrock86 leaves the chat.
[-Kyo-]: I missed Bajebus more. D=
Jesus 2.0: D:
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I want kathy's mouth around my thick and meaty c**k god damn it! D:<
[-Kyo-]: =D
[-Kyo-]: Oh stop!
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Anyways.
Jesus 2.0: Eeew
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: im done.
[-Kyo-]: You're turning me on!
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: xDD
Jesus 2.0: Dx
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: What's wrong jesus?
[-Kyo-]: =]
Jesus 2.0: p***s < v****a.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I agree.
[-Kyo-]: I don't care!
Jesus 2.0: xD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: xD
[-Kyo-]: As long as it fits somewhere, weather it be v****a, mouth, or nostril, I do not care!
Jesus 2.0: o.o
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: o.o
Jesus 2.0: Dude... nostril? Sick XD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: a**? Dx
[-Kyo-]: Maybe that one.
[-Kyo-]: Depends on what the a** is attached to.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: ROFL
Jesus 2.0: OMF giving head with your nose. LMAO
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Jesus'?
Jesus 2.0: *OMG.
[-Kyo-]: Because I do NOT do animal a**s.
[-Kyo-]: No sir.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: ROFL
Jesus 2.0: XD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: DONKEY SHOW BITCCCCH
Jesus 2.0: Lawl@clerks2
[-Kyo-]: Go take it up the a** by a donkey.
[-Kyo-]: Porch monkey.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Actualllly i've known about donkey shows WAAAAY before clerks2 >.>
Jesus 2.0: "How the ******** is that a racial slurr?" :/
Jesus 2.0: xD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: It wasn't as great as the first..
[-Kyo-]: "What can I get for ya ya little porch moneky?"
Jesus 2.0: XD
Jesus 2.0: !
[-Kyo-]: "It's all good. I'm taking it back."
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: And i ******** couldn't find "Now you know" at best buy
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I WAS PISSED
[-Kyo-]: PORCH MONKIES 4 LIFE!
[-Kyo-]: Oh snap.
[-Kyo-]: I found out I was lactose intolerant....The hard way.
Jesus 2.0: D;
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: xDD
[-Kyo-]: I did not think it was possible for one to lose 5 pounds from shitting.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: ROFL
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: it is
Jesus 2.0: XDD LAWL
[-Kyo-]: But appearantely, it's possible.
Jesus 2.0: Oh god.. gros.
Jesus 2.0: *gross
[-Kyo-]: 30min on that toilet....I came to love that toilet....And when I left, my heart felt empty....
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: rofl
Jesus 2.0: Well maybe now the anorexic people can take some laxatives and loose weight that ay biggrin
Jesus 2.0: *way
[-Kyo-]: That toilet completed my soul.
Jesus 2.0: OMEN
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: XDDD
[-Kyo-]: OMEN?!
[-Kyo-]: 666!!!!!
Jesus 2.0: Ooomen :"D
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: the omen was ghey
[-Kyo-]: Pink taco?
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: the OG omen pwnd
[-Kyo-]: Srrrrriously.
Jesus 2.0: Guys. I'm gonna get going.
[-Kyo-]: Awwwwwwwwxorz.
Jesus 2.0: I think I need to socialize with people my own gender for a little bit XD
[-Kyo-]: I actually have to go to bed.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: now then imma go to my room, get under the covers touch myself, then watch dane cook's new DVD
[-Kyo-]: I'm technically ground from computer, video games, and bumsex.
Jesus 2.0: Aw.
Jesus 2.0: <3 Dane Cook
[-Kyo-]: And why con't I touch you instead?!
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: BECAUSE
[-Kyo-]: WHY DAMNIT?!?!?!?!
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: WE WENT OVER THIS
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: THAT IS KATHY'S JOB
[-Kyo-]: ...I'll torch that b***h.....
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: </3
Jesus 2.0: ... my mom's name is kathy. D:
Jesus 2.0: LMAO
Jesus 2.0: xD
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I belong in her mouth/v****a/a** D:<
[-Kyo-]: Anyways, I'm off to add this to my journal. Night.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: xDD
Jesus 2.0: THAT WAS YOU THE OTHER NIGHT?! D:
[-Kyo-]: ...So he wants to do your mom?
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: o.o
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: I'm sorry. Dx
[-Kyo-]: Oh....That's nasty...
Jesus 2.0: xD
[-Kyo-]: *imagines it*
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: Im sure her mom is hot.
Jesus 2.0: DDX
Jesus 2.0: Ew.
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: xDDD
[-Kyo-]: *touches himself as well as a few others*
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: ROFL
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: JESUS.. ADD ME?
Jesus 2.0: OKAY 8D
[-Kyo-]: God touched me last night.....And not in the good way.....
![TwiztiDAcidTrip]!: or PM me w/e
[-Kyo-]: Both of you PM me!!!!!!
Jesus 2.0: o.o
Jesus 2.0: Hokays. :33
[-Kyo-]: Kthnxbye.


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