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To operate thine handgrenade, first you must pulleth thine holy pin from thine handgrenade, thou must count to three and only three. Not two for that would be one to less and not one for that would be 2 to less. And not four for that would be one too many, and five is just right out. Now then, upon counting to three and only three, not one, two, four, or five, these words and toss thine handgrenade at thine enemy.

"Dear lord, bless this thine handgrenade so that thou might bloweth thine enemies to tiny bits by thine name."

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