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1.Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're da bomb.
2.What has 24 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
3.Hey baby, I defy the Laws Of Physics, I come up and I NEVER go down
4.If I were sin(x)^2, I wish you were cos(x)^2, so if you put us together we'd be1
5. That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming too.
6. My hands are cold. Can I stick them in your pants to warm them up?
7. If you were my homework I'd be doing you on my desk tonight.
8. Lets go to my house and do math subtract the clothes divide the legs and multiply
9. Do you have a band-aid? Because I fell for you.
10.Excuse me miss. May I ask you a question? Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
11.you have 206 bones in your body would you like another one?
12.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
13.If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
14.you turn my software in to a hard drive.
15.if I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
16.Do you have any Irish in you?....Do ya want to?
17.Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
18.Hey babe I found the F the C and the K.....all I need is U
19.Are you Irish? Because your getting lucky tonight
20.You know what would look really good on you?...ME.
21.I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
22.You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
23.*pulls out quarter* head at my place or tail at yours?