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1.Can I read your T-shirt in braille?
2.Lets play 'Titanic' when I say iceburg you go down
3.did you grow up on a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks .
4.Gee, that's a nice set of legs What time do they open?
5.Let us pretend my pants are France And invade them.
6." Um, excuse me miss? I was staring at you and hit my head. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
7.How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
8.Hey, baby...lets go down by the river so my log can play with your beaver.