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STUUFEMS: hey XXXXXX
MdnghtrsN: sup?
STUUFEMS: nm
STUUFEMS: i splurgd today ^_^
STUUFEMS: thank god for chinese new year
STUUFEMS: splurged*
MdnghtrsN: oh yeah. <insert chinese 'happy new year' phrase here>
STUUFEMS: lol
MdnghtrsN: gong something fat souy?
STUUFEMS: i dont know it either
STUUFEMS: *googles*
STUUFEMS: gong hei fat choi
STUUFEMS: or gong xi fat choi
STUUFEMS: i like that one better
MdnghtrsN: two out of four. and i wasn't too far off on the last one. ^^
STUUFEMS: yep yep
STUUFEMS: so, i drove to walmart
STUUFEMS: (w/ a licensed driver in the front seat)
STUUFEMS: and bout mario kart and diddy kong racing
MdnghtrsN: lol
STUUFEMS: i couldnt decide
STUUFEMS: so i got both XD
STUUFEMS: i could have afforded to buy one more too
MdnghtrsN: but that would just be pure gluttony.
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: i have a 5 step program for you
STUUFEMS: its custom made for your needs
STUUFEMS: you ready to hear it?
MdnghtrsN: *prepares to be offended*
MdnghtrsN: GO
STUUFEMS: I call it, the "XXXXXX needs to buy a DS" program
STUUFEMS: 1. Secure a job
STUUFEMS: 2. Save a few paychecks
STUUFEMS: 3. buy a DS
STUUFEMS: 4. Buy Mario Kart or DKR
STUUFEMS: 5. Play excessively with XXXXXX until eyes turn red from lack of sleep
STUUFEMS: 6. Play more
STUUFEMS: 7. Die at the age of 19 from lack of sleep because of excessive video game playing
STUUFEMS: 8. Be resurected and become the new massaih
STUUFEMS: massiah*?
MdnghtrsN: your list FAILS. there's more than 5 steps in it. . .
MdnghtrsN: and even a NONBELIEVER can spell MESSIAH
STUUFEMS: im sure you like step 8
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: what do you think about it
STUUFEMS: besides the "FAILS" part
MdnghtrsN: I think you're lucky it's 6 minutes until 1 A.M.
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: thats why i even considered iming you
STUUFEMS: cuz your sanity levels are diminished
STUUFEMS: so we can have a fun conversation
MdnghtrsN: *snorts*
STUUFEMS: -_- i see a snorting epidemic here
MdnghtrsN: You wanna know something crazy? My own mother told me to stay up until 1:45 in the morning.
STUUFEMS: b/c?
MdnghtrsN: She started making bread (in the bread making machine [her own idea. Not mine. I like making home-made bread.]) too late in the evening, and unless someone stays up to take it out, it'll burn and set us on fire, which will send her to heaven, but my sorry a** straight to hell.
STUUFEMS: *waits for long post*
MdnghtrsN: *gives long post to you*
STUUFEMS: *thanks XXXXXX*
STUUFEMS: whats your middle name?
MdnghtrsN: XXXXX.
MdnghtrsN: Remember? Samantha keeps calling me XXXXXX XXXXX.
STUUFEMS: no
MdnghtrsN: *shrugs* oh well.
STUUFEMS: thats easy to remember
STUUFEMS: mines XXXXX fyi
STUUFEMS: XXX
STUUFEMS: lol
MdnghtrsN: Huh. My uncle's name is XXXX.
STUUFEMS: my dad's american name is XXXX
STUUFEMS: XXX!
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: why is that funny?
MdnghtrsN: What's really weird is that I was laughing about XXX earlier tonight as well. XD
STUUFEMS: wow
STUUFEMS: shall we say, "great minds think alike"?
MdnghtrsN: Um.. no.
STUUFEMS: fine
STUUFEMS: i wont lump you into the great minds group
STUUFEMS: ^__^
STUUFEMS: liz and elyse will be lonley though
MdnghtrsN: That's fine. At least my head will be normal sized.
STUUFEMS: uhhh
STUUFEMS: einstein was a genius, and he had a smaller than average brain
STUUFEMS: i know that for a fact
MdnghtrsN: His surface area was enormous though. razz
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: liar
STUUFEMS: it was all hair
MdnghtrsN: SA for his brain. **
STUUFEMS: ohh
STUUFEMS: i thought head
STUUFEMS: yes, so
MdnghtrsN: anyway, back to why i was laughing
STUUFEMS: *nods*
STUUFEMS: oh, before i forget, what type of bread is it?
STUUFEMS: and do you have a bread knife
STUUFEMS: both very important questions, sorry
MdnghtrsN: Hawaiian Royal Sweet Bread.
MdnghtrsN: And yes
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: i said the answer 2 the second about 3 secs b4 you typed it
STUUFEMS: and the answer to the 3rd is no
STUUFEMS: the question is can you bring me a slice tomorow at the rehersal
MdnghtrsN: It will all be gone by tomorrow's rehearsal. XD
STUUFEMS: see, im good
STUUFEMS: *waits for long post*
STUUFEMS: *still waitsing*
STUUFEMS: o.O
STUUFEMS: what happened?
MdnghtrsN: I saw my mom's monogram earlier tonight. Hers are XXX. I started to say, "XXX?". Then we got into a conversation about "what if your initials said something about your personality? what would they say?"

Mom would be deaf with her "XXX? Could you repeat that?"
My dog would be inquisitive with her "XXX? What's going on?"
My brother would be irritated with his scoff, "XXX, I can't believe you just said that."
I would be cynical with my, "XXX, you're so totally stupid and wrong."
STUUFEMS: and what would mine me?
STUUFEMS: be*
MdnghtrsN: XXX?
STUUFEMS: yeah....
MdnghtrsN: You would be behind in the times.
STUUFEMS: *nods*
STUUFEMS: pretty much
MdnghtrsN: lol
STUUFEMS: hmmm
STUUFEMS: my dog
STUUFEMS: XXXXX XXXXXXXX
STUUFEMS: XX
STUUFEMS: "I wasnt XXXX on the couch!"
MdnghtrsN: "I'm not XXXX!"
STUUFEMS: XX? mi hermana
MdnghtrsN: man, your family has some difficult initials to work with.
MdnghtrsN: that, and it's 1 in the morning. XD
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: its a real trail of your skillz
MdnghtrsN: trial ** ?
STUUFEMS: lol, no i ment trail
STUUFEMS:
STUUFEMS: do you pretty much suck at math?
MdnghtrsN: only honors math... >>"
MdnghtrsN: why d'you ask?
STUUFEMS: cuz you're good at grammer/spelling/english/languages
STUUFEMS: where im good at the antiderivitave from 0 to 5 of (2x+7)
MdnghtrsN: *dsh* I'm fine at math. Math at least makes logical sense. razz
STUUFEMS: which you will learn next year
MdnghtrsN: yeaaah. because i'm going to still be attending [high school] to take that Calculus course. *rolls eyes*
STUUFEMS: uhhh
STUUFEMS: college?
STUUFEMS: duh!
STUUFEMS: (YAY FOR FREAKING COLLEGE!)
STUUFEMS: <3s college
STUUFEMS: like this much:
STUUFEMS:
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MdnghtrsN: who said i'd be taking college? or that if i do go to college, that i'd jump into calculus?
STUUFEMS: you're not going to college?
MdnghtrsN: who said that?
STUUFEMS: no one
MdnghtrsN: NO ONE HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING
STUUFEMS: im just tring to get my facts staight
MdnghtrsN: huzzah!
STUUFEMS: zing-bap-boom!
STUUFEMS: since you are in precal right now
STUUFEMS: i thought you would progress onto the next available math
STUUFEMS: and since you have a knack for the logical
STUUFEMS: it seemed fit that you would enroll in calc
STUUFEMS: *XXXXXX is afk*
MdnghtrsN: *XXXXXX has nothing to reply with*
STUUFEMS: are you going to college next year?
MdnghtrsN: *shrugs*
STUUFEMS: just curious
STUUFEMS: XXXX X?
MdnghtrsN: *shrugs*
MdnghtrsN: I have no defined plans.
STUUFEMS: aspirations?
MdnghtrsN: *shrugs*
STUUFEMS: wow
STUUFEMS: lol, you should be a marine biologist
MdnghtrsN: then again, it IS 1 20 in the morning....
MdnghtrsN: GOD NO
MdnghtrsN: My english teacher...
MdnghtrsN: >>"
MdnghtrsN: she keeps on talking about how she got a degree in marine biology...
STUUFEMS: the fish or the thought of going school w/ me for anoher 4 years
STUUFEMS: another*
MdnghtrsN: Wha? Neither. *points to previous anedoct-ish thing*
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: well, hey, if she's teaching english
STUUFEMS: she's not a real scientist
STUUFEMS: XD
MdnghtrsN: but still. she keeps on going and going and going and going and wow my eyes just unfocused from trying to recount all the times she's talked to us about marine biology...
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: hmmm
STUUFEMS: i think, you should move down to XXXXXXXXX
STUUFEMS: and live on the beach
MdnghtrsN: oO"
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: so i can know someone when im in college
STUUFEMS: and you can go to XXXX
MdnghtrsN: the beach and i don't get along... it's such a bitchy beach.
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: you dont like beaches?
MdnghtrsN: i was just being punny.
MdnghtrsN: beaches are fine, until they throw hurricanes at you.
STUUFEMS: i understand
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: well, we'll be getting lots of those from now on
STUUFEMS: *stupid global warming s**t*
STUUFEMS: oh, and most of XX is gonna be underwater soon
STUUFEMS: also, europe is gonna go through another iceage
STUUFEMS: just fyi
STUUFEMS: and the huricanes and tsunamis, get used to them
STUUFEMS: along with tornados in florida
MdnghtrsN: tornadoes*
STUUFEMS: cuz by the time we're 60 (if we last that long)
STUUFEMS: yeah, totally different climage
STUUFEMS: tornadoes*
STUUFEMS: climate*
MdnghtrsN: *dies from the overdose of misspellings*
STUUFEMS: im sorry
MdnghtrsN: *laughs because he won't have to deal with climate change*
MdnghtrsN: XD
STUUFEMS: *gives revival potion*
STUUFEMS: whats it called....
MdnghtrsN: dsh. like there is such a thing. razz
STUUFEMS: from pokemon....
MdnghtrsN: Revive?
STUUFEMS: no...not that one
STUUFEMS: i think it might start w/ an e....
STUUFEMS: anyways
MdnghtrsN: Elixer?
STUUFEMS: *nods*
STUUFEMS: wait...that not for revival
STUUFEMS: -_-
STUUFEMS: thats a cure-all
MdnghtrsN: ...yeah.
STUUFEMS: lol
MdnghtrsN: the item "Revive"
STUUFEMS: well, it cures death
STUUFEMS: lol
MdnghtrsN: revived fainted pokemon
STUUFEMS: cuz i said so
STUUFEMS: so yeah *sprays elixer onto XXXXXX's corpse*
MdnghtrsN: did you know that doctors actually list "Cardiac death" as a side effect? Why be so specific about a side effect??
MdnghtrsN: Why not just say "Death"??
STUUFEMS: hehe
STUUFEMS: cuz doctors are stupid
STUUFEMS: lol, but on the contrary
STUUFEMS: XD
STUUFEMS: yeah, the lack of donuts if finally getting to me
STUUFEMS: im sure you too
MdnghtrsN: i've still got a MANDATORY 15 minutes to stay up or else I go to hell.
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: so many things wrong with that statement
STUUFEMS: but ill withold my comments
MdnghtrsN: *shrugs*
MdnghtrsN: I think my new phrase, for when you all start acting like I need to be brought to Jesus, will be, "I'll pray to Satan for you."
STUUFEMS: your house must smell good
MdnghtrsN: oh my satan, you have no idea.
STUUFEMS: lol
STUUFEMS: thats soo wrong
STUUFEMS: and no you dont have to be brought to jesus
STUUFEMS: and when i say those things
STUUFEMS: hell, you think after going to such a medeoker [sp] chruch for such a long time
STUUFEMS: my faith is so thin
STUUFEMS: it anything, its more of as a kind gesture
STUUFEMS: [sp][sp][sp]
STUUFEMS: i know
STUUFEMS: XD
STUUFEMS: sorry
STUUFEMS: *sprays elixer again*
STUUFEMS: well
STUUFEMS: gl staying up for another....10 minutes acording to your clock
MdnghtrsN: lol.
STUUFEMS: ima hit the hay
MdnghtrsN: g'night.
STUUFEMS: night

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