Most of you probably know that school lunches are really gross and weird looking (like the new britney spears lol ). When ever i'm in line how i choose what i'm having is which one doesn't move off the plate on it's own before i get to it. Then when you sit down your just trying to keep on your plate as you eat "it". Basically the cheese is made out of colored plastic and the bread is prossessed "stuff". The salad basically consists of paper and shredded plastic bits (your probably drooling all over your keyboard by now). The meat is made of spam and the fruits are those centerpiece hollow plastic fruits your mom buys when someone important comes for dinner (they usually try to take one and you say "You don't want to eat that!" and the lunch ladies encourge it). If you eat this you'll look like this by the end of the day: or seeing this coming to the front of the school to pick you up to go to the hospital: wahmbulance
well that's it for this episode of cooking with Smexy come back next time! (if your still alive from trying to eat the stuff i described)
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