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50 things I'm not allowed to do at a Battle City Tournament |
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1. I cannot tell fangirls that Kaiba is giving free hugs.
(Oh darn....it would be so amusing...)
2. Shouting "It's time to D-d-d-d-duel!" is frowned upon.
(And yet...)
3. I am allowed to wear either leather, bondage accessories, or gravity-defying trench coats. I am not, however, allowed to duel naked.
(>.< They have to go and suck the fun out of everything.)
4. I should not give Midol to Mai, unless I wish to be castrated.
5. Only Yuugi is allowed to break official trading card game rules so he can win and consequently save the world.
(*sigh* Figures)
6. Making barking noises towards Jounouchi will only lead to angry shouting, violent spazzing, and terrifying facial distortions.
(...but...but...I -like- terrifying facial distortions!)
7. Any semblance between the Millennium Ring and the One Ring is purely coincidental.
(-Sure- it is....)
8. The Millennium Puzzle is not a triangular Rubix cube.
(That's what -you- think.)
9. I am not allowed to use cards as toilet paper, business cards, sexual toys, or in a simple, innocent game. I am allowed to throw them at my enemies, use them to make disturbing hand gestures, and saving the world.
(Here we go again with the fun-sucking...)
10. The Millennium a**-Kicker is not a card, nor does it defeat all my opponents in one turn.
11. I will not shout "Just kiss him already!" every time Yuugi and the Pharaoh have a touching moment.
(This one I think I can manage to follow. *gag*)
12. Jokes about the Millennium Rod get old fast.
(No they don't.)
13. I should not give Anzu pom-poms. She's doing fine on her own.
(That she is. *nodnod*)
14. Kidnapping Mokuba will only lead to immediate disqualification, if not dismemberment at the hands of Kaiba Seto.
(But, he's so kidnapp-able! *pout*)
15. I may not, under any circumstances, attempt to pat Yami no Malik on the head and say "Cheer up, emo kid!"
(It needs to be done. >.> wink
16. I cannot tell minor duelists that the Shadow Realm is a great place to get super-rare cards for free, and then proceed to tell them how to get there.
17. Dumping water on Yuugi's head to see if his hair will flatten is something that I should never consider.
(...Consider it considered.)
18. Ryou is not a girl, no matter how pretty he is.
(You just keep thinking that.)
19. Isis' tauk does not help me to see through clothing.
(Oh poopie. >.< wink
20. I am allowed to brandish the Millennium Rod and cackle wildly during a duel. "Brandishing" my Millennium Rod and cackling during a duel is not allowed.
(...*ahem*...)
21. The Shadow Realm is not a good place to play "hide and seek" with Yami no Bakura.
22. Locking Otogi and Honda into a closet on the Duel Ship is considered bad taste, no matter how hawt the buttsechs might be.
(Pssh. -_- If anybody's getting locked in closests around here, it sure as hell aint gonna be them.)
23. Wiggling my fingers and saying "Doo-de-loo, doo-de-loo, doo-de-loo!" during flashbacks is banned.
(Banned...and yet so tempting...)
24. I should never comment about Yuugi's height.
(It's a given. v.v *sigh*)
25. I do not own the eighth Millennium item, nor was I married to the Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt.
(I worship this one. >.< You would not believe the Mary Sues...like the plauge...)
26. The Duel Tower does not mean that Kaiba is compensating.
(MmmHmm....)
27. Neither does the God Obelisk.
(....indeed.)
28. Repeating all of Yami no Bakura's lines about the Millennium Ring in a Gollum voice is a bad idea. Also, the Ring is not my "precious".
(v.v)
29. I am not allowed to count out loud how many times the Pharaoh mentions his destiny.
(Fuuun-suckiiiiing!)
30. Telling Malik to "Suck it up!" every time he talks about what the Pharaoh did to him is discouraged.
(But only discouraged...>.>...)
31. The Millennium Puzzle is not bling, and Yuugi is not a pimp.
(Lies!)
32. The Pharaoh is not my personal Jesus.
(...of course he isn't...>.> wink
33. I cannot sell the Millennium Ring on Ebay each time it reappears, no matter how much money I might be able to make.
(v.v Drat.)
34. I should never use the Millennium Rod to force my favorite bishonens to "get it on."
(....)
35. Playing keep away with the Millennium Puzzle is a bad idea.
36. So is telling Yuugi to get a life and stop playing with stupid card games.
37. The rivalry between Yuugi and Kaiba is not caused by sexual tension.
(Of course it isn't. </sarcasm> wink
38. I am banned from looking up fanfiction or porn on Kaiba's super computer.
(-_- And I bet he has high-speed too...)
39. Giving anything high in sugar content to Jounouchi is very, very wrong.
(But very, very funny.)
40. I am discouraged from pointing at Malik and asking him what he's hiding behind his back.
41. Asking Mokuba if he has a brother complex might lead to some intense violence.
42. I am never, ever allowed to play strip-Duel Monsters.
(Need I bring up the fun-sucking-ness?)
43. Getting Yami no Bakura to send everything to the Shadow Realm is not an appropriate way to handle my problems.
(...but it is an easy, stress-relieving way.)
44. The Millennium Items are not Horcruxes and Yami no Malik is not related to Voldemort, despite the Prophecy scar on Malik's back.
45. I will not give copies of the Evil Overlord List to all the villains.
46. Poker is expressly forbidden anywhere within 100 feet of Yuugi or Kaiba.
47. I will not swing the Millennium Rod around and make light-saber noises.
(This draws the line of fun-sucking. >_< What else (besides the many...many other uses) is there to do with it?)
48. The high winds on the Battle Ship are not to be taken as an opportunity to look up Anzu's skirt.
49. Should any my opponents fall asleep, I will not draw All-Seeing Eyes on their foreheads in gold pen.
50. I will not take out life insurance on the Pharaoh.
I found the list on LiveJournal. Xp! I added comments for my own amusement....>.>...so there.
 x[Skittle.Me.Green]x · Mon Apr 02, 2007 @ 04:39am · 2 Comments |
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